November 21, 2008
“Saved by the Bell” actor wins hottest bachelor award; no it’s not Screech • In Tyra’s Dream is Miss J Secretary of State? • When it comes to Oprah Winfrey, Ellen DeGeneres likes to be on top • more
Jason Castro castrates Dylan’s lyrics • more
November 20, 2008
Ted Kennedy’s brain tumor should now dispel all rumors that he doesn’t have a brain • Hey, that’s one more than Joey • Heather Mills has new charity to spend Paul’s money on • more
Pitt, Jolie on verge of own minyan • Angelina Jolie now has 3 twats, not including Brad • Brad & Angelina Saving the Pink Chandelier Makers of the World, $140,000 at a Time • more
Pamela Anderson’s breasts down; silicone stock up • Paris Hilton uses her powerful reasoning skills to defend her neglected, little ones • New Kate Perry song: Bust A Boob • more
Tom Cruise cult recruits rehab singer • How many Nazis does it take to have an orgasm? • Since all Scientologists are mentally ill and Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, it follows that… • more
How To Become a Celebrity Overnight by Ashley Alexandra Dupré • Ashley Dupré Loosens Her Lips • Sex videos are so 2007. Consent videos are the new hip thing • more
November 19, 2008
Discovery! Wonder Woman Finds Body in Potomac: Missing Since Series’ End • Like Vanity Fair, Hugh Hefner Recruits His Girls Young … And He Loves Miley Cyrus • Hugh Hefner to Miley: “I got my sight set on you…” • more
Olympic Lacism! • Unable to get shampoo deal, Kid Rock to shill for beer • The Rock Discusses New Liplock Hold • more
Usher’s life valued at 2.2 million dollars on Ebay • Cats have 9 lives. Doggs have only 1 • TiVo predicts “Idol” losers; Seacrest better be on the list • more