October 20, 2009

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Thank God, they didn’t steal the baby! 0

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Steal My Liquor, Steal My Woman, But Don’t Steal My Guitar • Giada De Laurentis welcomes new baby girl, but hasn’t decided on which recipe for the placenta • Kid Rock says take his music for free; fans unsure if it’s worth that much • more

That’s Pratt officer – B-R-A-T 0

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Spencer Pratt may have nothing to say, but that doesn’t stop him from talking • Heidi Pratt hospitalized, quits hospital stating she’s too super-famous to get sick • Spencer Pratt’s advice on how to ask a guy for anal sex • more

Yes, hot chicks can be funny too 0

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Fair is foul, but Faris funny • Clooney’s Penis Plans Ahead • Seinfeld’s car flips. Newman! • more

If geeks like Megan Fox so much why did none of them go see ‘Jennifer’s Body’? 0

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CGI geeks feel like Megan love • Get the lotion, boys: Megan Fox talks about her vagina • Megan Fox apologizes to G4 host’s penis • more

Costner’s latest: Dances with Germans 0

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My pole dances just thinking about it • No, you moron, Kate Winslet did not ‘friend’ you • Perez Hilton gets ‘bitch’ slapped with false copyright claim • more

October 19, 2009

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Obama has a new pot policy and I know why – because he got high, because he got high, because he got high 0

Popularity: 2% [?]

Seacrest’s High five is a low blow to blind contestant • Saudi Prince plans mile-high skyscraper to compensate for small penis • When you’re rich, beautiful and have a passion, recessions never look as bad as they do for poor, homely, aimless commoners just trying to get by • more

October 16, 2009

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Sarah Connor’s ’son’ nearly terminates teen biker 0

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Sarah Palin Is A Flower Hippy • Hot teens morph into hot MILFS • Who knew Palin was the funny Sarah? • more

Aniston to follow ‘Love Happens’ with ‘Shit Happens’ 0

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Aniston runs at Monmouth, seeks spot in Breeder’s Cup • Tautology: If Jennifer Aniston likes dogs better than men and men are dogs, then she likes men • Aniston: What we have here is a failure to communicate • more

Lindsay Lohan now looks older than her mother 0

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Lohan sued for breach of oral contract… so that’s what they call getting an std from a lohan blowjob? • And All The Horny Sex Tape Hounds Rejoice …. • Manhattan hotel evicts Lindsay Lohan for acting like Lindsay Lohan • more

Kristen Bell has roo awakening 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Dustin off the dirt at ‘Saved by the Bell’ • Go see Jason (Hung Like A) Segel in ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ • Kournikova rings NYSE bell, then Jimmy Fallon’s • more

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