October 7, 2008

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Lohan galpal learns free speech is actually kind of expensive 0

Bill Clinton in Denver: Another type of mile-high club • The Lohan Does Mess With Others • Lohan sued for breach of oral contract… so that’s what they call getting an std from a lohan blowjob? • more

If rehab is hard, he’ll need to go back 0

Wino to Israel - Hamas must be behind this • Will rehab quell Richard Quest’s desire to rope his genitalia? • There are no ex-husbands; Just material for tell-all books • more

Palin’s already cut her own taxes 2

Al Franken is a Wesley Snipes wannabe • Track Palin’s Middle Name Should Be Mark • Beer, not “gotcha” journalism, caused Palin’s incoherence • more

Director fears critics will criticize 0

Elaine from Seinfeld not too sad about the passing of this Glamorati • Michelle Williams won’t let Heath Ledger rest in peace • Bishops Mate Biden? • more

Tom Cruise cult recruits rehab singer 0

Jason Beghe slurs Scientology; fortunately no cartoon of prophet Hubbard • Medical marijuana marketed as “Tom Cruise Purple” - makes you see L. Ron Hubbard • Will rehab quell Richard Quest’s desire to rope his genitalia? • more

More lifelike than the candidate herself 0

Trashy Tag F’d by Liar Tag • Lindsay to go nude in a movie to prove she’s a serious actor. Let’s hope Hillary doesn’t use this logic to prove she’s a serious presidential candidate • more

October 6, 2008

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The baby on the bus says “WTF, WTF, WTF” 0

Giada De Laurentis welcomes new baby girl, but hasn’t decided on which recipe for the placenta • Blingin’ down the house: 50 Cent seeks to evict ex, son • Cate Blanchett hatches 3rd elf • more

Shock at the pump is not always related to the cost of gas 0

All in the family: Hillary Clinton inspiration for ‘Jagged Little Pill’ • Giant raccoon pays tribute to original shock rocker • Grandma Penis Pump Passes • more

For Ashton it’s the butterfly effect 0

Ashton Kutcher pees on bushes; craps on film • Ashton Kutcher explains that “That ’70s Show” does not refer to his wife. Yet. • Egypt isn’t hot if you’re Ashton Kutcher • more

Courtney Love gets a new band 0

America takes out its trash • Did Courtney Love Snort Kurt Cobain’s Ashes? • Taking Out the Trash • more

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