July 23, 2008

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Why does every nut job want to be a lawyer? 0

Modonna to Become a Born Again Virgin by Seeking a Divorce • Patriots Lineman Turns Songbird to Avoid Being a Jailbird • Hardest working man in show business: R. Kelly’s lawyer • more

Gordon Brown: ‘I’m rubber and you’re glue…Hey, wait a minute, you are glue’ 0

Gordon Brown has the Bush touch • Food at new Gordon Ramsay eatery to be flavored with Posh Spice • Bobby Brown: Whitney drove me to drugs, book deal drove me to lie • more

Wino’s found a new way to get drugs 0

Midler’s Wedding Snaps Found; Honeymoon Video Thankfully Still Missing • Someone’s Trying to Outscumbag Winehouse • Paul McCartney returns to dating two-legged creatures • more

Sherri Shepherd killed her only potential fans 0

Kanye West finally has two fans and he disses them • Kid Rock says take his music for free; fans unsure if it’s worth that much • Abba has the Spinal Tap drummer curse • more

The Sex Tape Grandslam 0

Skakira’s hips don’t lie, but her sex tape rumor does • And All The Horny Sex Tape Hounds Rejoice …. • When you hear the name Dita von Teese, Wonderbra wants you to think push-up bra. But now you’ll probably just think strap-on dildo • more

Siegfried and Roy wannabes; well, maybe just Siegfried 0

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July 22, 2008

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Estelle Getty No Longer Not Funny 0

Seinfeld’s car flips. Newman! • Jonas Brothers wish theirs were a little bit longer (and wider) • Craig Bierko is Unfunny in the Unwatchable Unhitched • more

Conclusive proof that Oliver Stone’s movies are worthless 0

Shanghai Surprise–No Film Fest for you Sharon Stone! • Karma explains why we’re now all punished with Sharon Stone’s existence • More proof of the black hole between Tom Cruise’s ears • more

Vanity Fair shots of Miley were only appetizers 0

Pedophiles appreciate Miley Cyrus’ ‘artistic’ sensibility • Miley Cyrus apologizes for semi-nude photos; still no apology for Billy Ray’s mullet • People are praying for Miley to take off more • more

Atomic battery for power. Turbine engines for speed. Let’s get the hell out of here Robin. 0

After 19 years of marriage, Robin Williams no longer turns on his wife. All she sees is flubber • Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards: ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore’ • Vanilla Ice can’t beat Todd Bridges, but against his wife he knows how to throw a punch • more

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