In case you didn’t get enough Verne Troyer when you saw his sexcapades with former flame Ranae Shrider, get ready for Mini-Me TV. Verne is really stretching himself in his career by shopping around a new, unscripted show that he hopes to bring to a late-night cable station near you.

It’s about being a dwarf in Hollywood. Enough said.

Mike Myers has reportedly started to write another chapter in the Austin Powers saga. I guess he’s going back to what has worked in the past following the just plain crappy Love Guru flick.

Maybe this is a make work project for his vertically-challenged co-star Verne Troyer (”Mini Me”)?

Sorry to disappoint everyone, but the sex tape where Verne Troyer made a brief appearance (yes, I had to go there) will not be available for public consumption. Verne has settled his $20 million lawsuit filed against pornmeister Kevin Blatt after an all-too-lengthy 30 seconds of the tape was released to TMZ.com

Under the terms of the settlement the tape cannot be shown without Troyer’s consent and Troyer has bowed to the interests of good taste and indicated that he will never give his approval. This may be one of those situations where the mystery of what sex with Mini Me would be like is better left unsolved.

Ok. So TMZ has gotten its hands on a preview of the Verne Troyer sex tape (that’s Mini-Me from Austin Powers).

Watch at your own peril.