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The other day when we posted our list of 75 Memorable Movie Quotes, we dropped the ball. There were a couple of misquotes in there too. We’re good sports and in the spirit of correcting our errors, we’d like to offer this, the Top Movie Misquotes.

1. “Play it Again, Sam” - Casablanca - This is the one that got me in trouble. I knew it was a misquote but listed it anyway because I knew there would be people who told me who left it out. Anyway, it’s not the quote. The quote is “You played it for her, you can play it for me…If she can stand it, I can. Play it!”
2. “Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!” One of the biggest movie misquotes of all time is from the Treasure of the Sierra Madre. The true quote is: “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!”
3. “Luke, I am your father” - Darth Vader never said this to Luke Skywalker, instead the quote is : “No. I am your father.”
4. “Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?” Yes, she was…but that’s not what Dustin Hoffman’s character said in the graduate. He actually said, “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?”
5. “Greed is Good” Though there’s no mistaking the meaning, Gordon Gecko never said “greed is good” in the movie Wall Street. The quote reads as follows, The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit…”
6. “If you build it they will come” was not the message Kevin Costner’s talking corn threw out that fateful night in the movie Field of Dreams. The quote is “if you build it he will come,” meaning Costner’s father.
7. “Houston, we’ve got a problem” is incorrect. In the movie Appollo 13 Tom Hank’s character said, “Houston we have a problem.”
8. “Do you feel lucky, punk?” An often misquoted line from Dirty Harry, the line is really “Ah, I know what you’re thinking, punk. You’re thinking, ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, I’ve forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?”
9. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning… it smells like victory!” Robert DeNiro did love the smell of napalm in the morning in the movie Apocalypse now, but that’s not what he said. The true quote is: “You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know, that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smells like… victory.”
10. “Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.” No it’s not going to be a bumpy ride it’s going to be a bumpy night. This line from All About Eve, is rarely quoted correctly.

Ever think about some of the people getting media and paparazzi attention and wonder what exactly it is they’re famous for? They didn’t provide any worthwhile contributions to society nor are they productive on a regular basis. Yet certain names are mentioned a lot and all we can gather is that they’re famous for…well…being famous. Check out this list and see what I mean:

1. Paris Hilton: Before starring in the lame reality show "The Simple Life" with BFF and number two resident on this list Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton did pretty much nothing. Oh she walked the red carpet and posed for paparazzi but her only claim to fame is that she’s heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. Paris will insist she’s working. In addition to the aforementioned lame reality television series, Paris has modeled, attempted to sing, made really bad movies and pimped canned champagne. Her biggest claim to fame is her recent incarceration on drunk driving charges. While these may all seem like accomplishments, let me assure you Paris would not have made it to where she is on her own merit. Indeed it’s her name and not talent that earns her the million dollar gigs.

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