Ashlee Simpson won’t let the brouhaha with hubby Pete over the weekend die a natural death. Instead, she is denying that she flipped out and called him “horrible” in front of numerous witnesses and is making sure that she is telling everyone in Tweetdom that all is well at Casa Simpson-Wentz.

She has even declared war on Perez Hilton, who reported on the story, when she posted a Tweet calling him a liar and saying that “Karma is a bitch.” Bet that hurt, and as far as the word “bitch” is concerned, it takes one to know one…..

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz went ballistic on hubby Pete on Saturday night. The Melrose Place star accompanied her hubby to his gig with Blink 182 in his hometown of Chicago. So far, so good. The real fun started when they went to the first anniversary celebration of the opening of Wentz’s bar, Angels and Kings.

Ashlee got pissy-eyed drunk, according to reports, and started screaming at Wentz in the DJ booth, telling him to leave. He ended up doing just that, with Ashlee continuing to hurl abuse at him outside.

Then she spotted a photog snapping pics of her stumbling around and chased that guy down the street to get him to erase his pics. Apparently she was successful. (I wouldn’t argue with a drunk, psycho chick either.) Bar security staff showed up and escorted the couple to their SUV and they left.

Wouldn’t it have been interesting to be a fly on the interior of the vehicle as it pulled away? I bet Pete was none too pleased at the missus behaving like that. Wonder who he’ll call first…the drug detox center or a divorce lawyer?

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz have posed for a pic to represent people being silenced by Proposition 8, which struck down the rights of same-sex couples to marry in California.

Given the fact that both Mr. and Mrs. Wentz have been known to run off at the mouth more than once, this is actually a good look for them.

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Pete Wentz’s East Village bar, Angels and Kings, has been shut down for three days for allegedly serving alcohol to minors. This is the third time the bar has been cited for the same offense, hence the order to close. (The first two violation were thrown out when the matter made it before a judge.)

Guess someone didn’t learn their lesson after the first second time. Maybe the third offense will be the charm here.

Star Magazine is reporting that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant again, only months after giving birth to Bronx Mowgli back in November.

An unnamed source said, “She’s just a few weeks along and doesn’t want to tell the world for at least two more month, who claims Ash is “beyond thrilled” to be adding another child to her family.

Hubby Pete Wentz may be another story, though. “He loves

Ash and Bronx, but he also loves his freedom. He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn’t want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time.”

Ashlee is concerned that her marriage is in jeopardy because of Pete’s cavorting with skanky women grueling tour schedule and thinks that another baby is just the thing to keep the pair “bonded.” She’ll figure out that her logic was off when she’s a single mother with two kids instead of one.

Kelly Osbourne has revealed how bad her addiction to pain medications really was. She has said that she used to deliberately throw herself down the stairs so that she would be given a prescription for more pills. Wouldn’t you think that someone would have figured out that no one falls down the stairs that much? Sad situation……

Pete Wentz is having a good chuckle at rumors that his marriage to Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is on the rocks. He blabbed to Hollyscoop at the Kids Choice Awards, “I laugh at all of that stuff. It’s like if someone wrote on the Internet that John McCain was our president right now. It’s just not true.”

Given his recent antics of shooting his mouth off about his sex life with the Little Woman, and drinking his own pee on stage, I’m sure that Pete is still the same quality husband material he always was, and that his marriage is intact.

In an effort to deal with rumors that their marriage is on the rocks, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz swapped spit in front of everyone watching the MTV Australia awards show. Ash showed up onstage for a “surprise” appearance and explained that she had been busy with “some acting work going on and just being a mom” lately.

Then she proceeded to grab her husband and do the kissy-face thing for several minutes, then Pete showed the world once again what a classy guy he is by saying, “Sorry, we haven’t seen each other in a while. We’re going to go and find some quiet time and fornicate somewhere.”

Someone should tell him to buy a dictionary. By definition, you can’t fornicate with someone you are presently married to.

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Pete Wentz does some strange things when he gets bored. Not only did he recently decide to pee into a bottle and have a bud put it out on stage with nine bottles of apple juice, but he posted the escapade online for the rest of us to check out. He wanted to find out whether he could tell the difference. This is the same guy who was going to grow up after wife Ashlee “I’m So Proud of my Man” Simpson gave birth to their son, the unfortunately-named Bronx Mowgli. Guess he not only wants the kid to be picked on at school, but also wants him to be put on the waiting list for therapy, like right now.

Hey, Pete, here’s a tip. If the stuff in the bottle is a bit, you know, wangy, then it’s probably not for human consumption. And get a (better) hobby than ingesting bodily fluids, dude!

Pete Wentz is paranoid to the extent that he won’t even open his front door. In an interview with Britain’s Live magazine, he stated:

I refuse to answer my front door because I’m convinced someone is going to murder me. I used to think that some day I’d end up murdering a close friend or relative. Now it’s reversed and I’m convinced it’s going to happen to me. That’s the way I’m going out, I’m completely sure of it. So I refuse to answer the front door – it greatly [sic] minimises that risk.

Uh, yeah, but what about the back door, Pete? Logic has definitely taken a holiday here. Here’s more of the interview:

While I’ll always be bipolar, I find it easier to deal with now. I remember being extremely happy at the age of four. I went to visit an aunt in Switzerland and remember feeling ecstatic the entire summer. But now is even better. With marriage and fatherhood, I’ve finally found two fixed points in my life. They’ve taught me patience. They’ve also taught me that I don’t need to feel guilty about being happy. My emotional seasons are less extreme.

This dude really needs professional help. If he thinks that simply being married and having a child will somehow stave off future episodes of mania or depression, he is dead wrong.