Paul McCartney’s next big project will be to add his voice to a character in the upcoming Shrek flick. The identity of the character he will play in Shrek Goes Forth has not been revealed yet. The movie will not be released until 2010, which gives the studio lots of time to hype it up.

Heather Mills isn’t pleased with the judge awarding her a paltry $50 million. Now she wants to take Paul McCartney back to court because she doesn’t feel he’s been honest about his $800 million fortune.

Rather than get a job, Heather wants to hire forensic accountants to dig into Sir Paul’s finances. According to the Daily Mail it’s so that her daughter Beatrice can get more money, I doubt Beatrice is the issue. Paul McCartney is a devoted family man, always has been. I doubt he’d have poor Beatrice living on the dole.

I think if Heather wants to avoid being called a gold digger, she should stop trying to get someone else’s money. Heather is also wondering what happened to Linda McCartney’s money, as heiress to the Eastmas Kodak fortune, Linda was worth about $300 million when she passed away. That money is probably going to her children, and Heather has no rights to it.

$50 million is more than enough money to live in luxury for the rest of her life. Hell, Heather can keep herself in top of the line prosthetics for a very long time. I don’t get why all the greed. Heather do us all a favor. Take your money and disappear.

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Paul McCartney’s gold digging ex-wife, Heather Mills, will reportedly receive 25 million pounds in their divorce settlement. Though the official judgement will be made on Monday, the paperwork is already in order.

This is sort of good news for Paul as Heather was holding out for a lot more money. Now they receive closure and Heather gets less money than she was hoping for. Still, she’s getting $50 million for what really? Being married to a celebrity? Having his child? Bad mouthing him to the press? Not writing a book? Do we think Heather Mills can write?

The judge should have told her to get a job instead.

Supposedly this settlement is iron clad and doesn’t leave room for either party to appeal. Hopefully this will also mean Heather will go away, never to be heard from again. That is, until The Surreal Life comes-a-calling.

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