Pamela Anderson’s new reality show, Girl on the Loose, is a complete bust in the ratings. Even Pammie’s mammoth mammaries weren’t enough to get people to tune in. The show had just over 1 million viewers for its debut on Sunday night.

More people tuned in to see Denise Richards: It’s Complicated and Living Lohan when they first went on the air in May. Both of those shows got 1.5 million suckers people to tune in.

Pamela Anderson apparently thinks she’s sexier when when she only wears her undies once, so she has an assistant wash them for her so she can distribute them to her friends.

The actress shells out $600 per month to keep her derriere covered (sort of) in one-time-use panties. Given Pammie’s penchant for shedding her clothing, maybe she should just go Commando instead. She would save a lot of coin.