I’m not sure that I get this one, but Desperate Housewife Nicolette Sheridan is dating David Spade. The twosome were spotted at L.A.’s Luau putting on a PDA that included lots of good ole fashioned tonsil hockey.

Maybe Nicolette is wondering what Playboy model Jillian Grace saw in Davey Boy…Grace gave birth to his child in August.

Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have decided to end their engagement. In true Hollywood form, the breakup is amicable.

Just once, wouldn’t you like celebs to tell it like it is after a breakup? You know, something along the lines of “I’m hurt and pissed off as hell and this person sure isn’t any friend of mine…?” Kinda like how real people feel. Maybe that’s the trouble in La-La Land. Lack of real people.