Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have decided to end their engagement. In true Hollywood form, the breakup is amicable.

Just once, wouldn’t you like celebs to tell it like it is after a breakup? You know, something along the lines of “I’m hurt and pissed off as hell and this person sure isn’t any friend of mine…?” Kinda like how real people feel. Maybe that’s the trouble in La-La Land. Lack of real people.