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Madonna and Guy Ritchie: It’s Over!


Guy Ritchie and Madonna

To everyone who said that the Madonna/Guy Ritchie marriage wouldn’t last (and you know who you are!), you have just been proved right. The couple has released a joint statement confirming that their marriage is kaputs.

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October 15, 2008   No Comments

Guy Ritchie Says “Just Say No” to Sugar


Guy Ritchie and Madonna

Guy Ritchie has come out against sugar. Not sure where he is getting his facts, but Mr. Madonna is telling people that this sweet substance is responsible for more deaths than crack cocaine!

Here’s more words of wisdom from Guy:

Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine.

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July 30, 2008   No Comments

Guy Ritchie Says Marriage to Madonna is Fine


Guy Ritchie and Madonna

Guy Ritchie has said that his marriage to Madonna is fine, “as far as he is aware.” Has this guy been living under a rock for the last little while, or is this one of those situations where the husband is the last to know?

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July 25, 2008   No Comments

Madonna In Sex Tape Video With A-Rod

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Rumors are circulating online about the presence of an A-Rod and Madonna sex tape. Apparently the friend of the owner of an apartment hid a camera in the apartment’s sofa. What doesn’t make sense to us is where the camera could have been installed on a couch to get a good angle.

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July 23, 2008   No Comments

Madonna Had a Facelift, According to Brother

Madonna and Christopher Ciccone

Apparently, Madonna’s groovy good looks are just the result of all that clean livin’. Brother Christopher Ciccone is now saying that the Material Girl has had some work done. It’s not like she can’t afford it.

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July 17, 2008   No Comments

Madonna, The Sun Queen?


Madonna and Christopher Ciccone

According to her brother Christopher Ciccone, Madonna seems to be channeling King Louis XIV, the French ruler who was known as the “Sun King.” Louis figured that his court, and the rest of the country, should revolve around him, because he was just that great.

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July 10, 2008   No Comments

No Divorce for Madonna, Guy Ritchie

Madonna and Guy Ritchie
Madonna and Guy Ritchie

Now Madonna’s People have gotten into the act. The couple was spotted in NYC last night holding hands and eating dinner together, which is a sure sign that the marriage isn’t falling apart, as we all know. Here’s the latest from Camp Madge on the matter:

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July 2, 2008   No Comments

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Call in Accountants

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The latest in the Madonna-Guy Ritchie Divorce That May Be drama is that the couple have apparently called in accountants to sort out who would get what in the split. Rumored to have tied the knot without a prenup (What were you thinking Madge?), Madonna will have to dig deep to send the Mister packing.

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July 1, 2008   No Comments

Madonna’s Publicist Insists Her Marriage is Fine

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Despite reports to the contrary, Madonna’s publicist is insisting the Material Girl’s marriage to Guy Ritchie is just fine.

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March 18, 2008   No Comments

Today’s Celebrity Rumor: Madonna & Guy Ritchie to Split

Madonna There have been whispers for some time that Madonna and Guy Ritchie aren’t exactly in happy couple heaven. And really if you were Guy Ritchie, would you want to be married to Madonna? It’s not difficult to figure out who wears the strap on pants in that relationship.

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March 17, 2008   2 Comments