Category — Madonna
Madonna and Jesus Luz to Marry

Madonna and Jesus Luz
Madonna and her latest plaything, Jesus Luz, are going to pledge their love to each other in a Kaballah ceremony, according to Jesus’ father. No word on whether the ceremony will be legally binding.
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May 18, 2009 1 Comment
Dolly Parton Won’t Appear in Hannah Montana Movie

Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton
Despite the fact that country music legend Dolly Parton has appeared on Hannah Montana, Dolly won’t be among the cast when the movie version of the TV series hits theaters April 10. Turns out that producers did talk to Dolly about appearing alongside Miley Cyrus on the big screen, but it didn’t go any further than that.
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February 19, 2009 3 Comments
Madonna Dumped by Alex Rodriguez

Alex Rodriguez and Madonna
Poor Madonna has been dumped by Alex Rodriguez in the wake of his steroid use scandal. Not only is Madge a resident of Dumpsville, but Alex added insult to injury by returning to his ex-wife, Cynthia.
Madonna, understandably, is not at all pleased.
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February 12, 2009 No Comments
Madonna Undergoing Therapy to Make Her “Less Domineering”
Madonna is reportedly going to therapy sessions with a Rabbi to learn how to be “less domineering” in her relationships with men. I’d say the Rabbi has his work cut out for him.
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January 15, 2009 No Comments
Madonna Cause of “Impure Thoughts” in Chile

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Retired Roman Catholic Cardinal Jorge Medina just plain doesn’t like Madonna. During a mass held to honor the late dictator Augusto Pinochet, Medina made the following comment about the singer’s first visit to the country:
This woman comes here and in an incredibly shameless manner, she provokes a crazy enthusiasm, an enthusiasm of lust, lustful thoughts, [and] impure thoughts.
Fans were camped out days in advance to get the best seats to one of Madonna’s scheduled appearances in Santiago’s National Stadium. About 60,000 people were expected to attend each one.
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December 11, 2008 1 Comment
Madonna, A-Rod Go House Hunting

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Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are reportedly looking for a love nest to share. An unnamed source who knows the scoop about Manhattan real estate blabbed to the National Enquirer that the twosome have been looking at some modest little homes in the $30-$60 million range.
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December 2, 2008 No Comments
Madonna and Guy Ritchie Settle Terms of Divorce

Guy Ritchie and Madonna
Guy Ritchie has decided not to ask for a piece of Madonna’s fortune in their divorce settlement. Sources tell the Evening Standard that Guy is not asking for any financial settlement.
Instead, he and Madge have agreed to share custody of their two boys, Rocco, age 8, and David, age 3. Madonna’s daughter Lourdes will stay with her mother.
The settlement is expected to be announced officially by the end of the month.
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November 20, 2008 1 Comment
Kabbalah Leaders to Madonna: Settle The Divorce Out of Court

Guy Ritchie and Madonna
Madonna and the Mister, aka Guy Ritchie, have been told to settle their differences in their divorce…now. Madge’s spiritual leader, Rabbi Berg, has concerns that a public hearing may damage the religion’s reputation. Mind you, with all the mud slinging and allegations of adultery and abuse that have been going around, you would think that the couple would want to keep things private, too.
But then again, Logic often seems to take a holiday when it comes to these famous folks….
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October 28, 2008 No Comments
Guy Says Loving Madonna Felt Holding a “Like a Piece of Gristle”

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In the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce, the shots across the bow have already started. First Madge described her soon-to-be-ex as an “emotional retard” to the audience at her concert last week, now Guy has responded back.
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October 20, 2008 No Comments
Madonna and Guy Ritchie Split: They Lost Their Connection

Madonna and Guy Ritchie
Now that the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce has been confirmed, the couple’s friends (who no doubt had their palms crossed with some silver) are blabbing to People about what happened.
It was unraveling throughout the last year,” says a source close to both camps. “They were living separate lives and coming together every now and then for the cameras.”
Adds a Madonna pal: “There had been problems for a while.”
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October 17, 2008 No Comments

