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Lindsay Lohan in Hot Water Over Missing Jewels

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Lindsay Lohan has some ’splainin’ to do about some jewelry that she borrowed from a swanky Beverly Hills store.

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August 28, 2009   No Comments

Police Searching for Lindsay Lohan Burglars

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Los Angeles Police are asking for the public’s help to find two would-be burglars who attempted to break into Lindsay Lohan’s home.

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May 15, 2009   No Comments

Lindsay Lohan, Sam Ronson “Taking a Break”

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Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan says that she and galpal Sam Ronson are “taking a break.” Lindsay told. E! News: “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”

Now I’m confused….At what point did LiLo stop focusing on herself?

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April 7, 2009   No Comments

Lindsay Lohan Upset at Not Getting Work


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Lindsay Lohan blabbed to Interview that she doesn’t understand why she isn’t getting offered many film roles as Scarlett Johansson. She thinks it may have something to do with the “mess” she has made of her life. (Ya think?)

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January 14, 2009   No Comments

Lindsay Lohan Not Happy at News of Another Sib


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Lindsay Lohan has yet another half-sister, and she wants the world to know how unhappy she is about it. In true 21st century style, she has shared her thoughts and feelings on her MySpace page. In a post entitled, “Random Thoughts,” she shared the following 411:

My father just let my family and [me] know, amongst other [things] that he had another child after my little sister Aliana. Or maybe he had it before Aliana?? Either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks.

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December 25, 2008   No Comments

Lindsay Lohan a “Fur Hag”


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Lindsay Lohan has been branded a “fur hag” by PETA, and not because of any extracurricular activities she gets up to with her galpal Samantha Ronson. An activist targeted the actress as she and Ronson were entering the VIP Room Theater in Paris.

Linds was doused with flour, and the club owner helped to brush it off her blue sequined dress and, uh, black fur.

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November 17, 2008   No Comments

Lindsay Lohan Commits “Colored” Faux Pas on President-Elect Obama


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Lindsay Lohan didn’t show the best judgment ever when she referred to president-elect Barack Obama as the country’s “first colored president” in a TV interview.

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November 13, 2008   No Comments

Miley Cyrus Likes Being Compared to Britney, LiLo

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Miley Cyrus won’t get insulted if you compare her to Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan.  She blabbed to German reporters recently about what a compliment it is be compared to these two successful ladies. At least she hopes that is the case:

I just think that they are super successful, and hopefully when I am compared to them, it’s career-wise because they have all been super successful and had amazing careers.

Someone should tell Miley that having to make a comeback before the age of 30 is nothing to be proud of.

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October 29, 2008   2 Comments

LiLo’s Dad Regrets Dissing Her Galpal


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Lindsay Lohan’s dad wants a do-over when it comes to comments he made about her partner, Samantha Ronson. Last month, he called LiLo’s DJ lover “disgusting” in one of a series of e-mails where he left no doubt about his feelings.

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October 28, 2008   No Comments

Sam Ronson Says Lilo Will be Her Bride by Christmas


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Samantha Ronson has let it slip that she hopes to marry Lindsay Lohan before the end of the year. DJ Sam made the announcement while spinning at the Chateau Marmont club recently, telling those in attendance that “by the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson.”

No word from Linds on the upcoming nuptials so far.

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September 11, 2008   No Comments