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Jonas Brothers Keep Hands Clean with Manicures

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The Jonas Brothers aren’t afraid to say that they are in touch with their feminine sides.

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September 18, 2009   No Comments

Trace Cyrus Blasts Jonas Brothers

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Trace Cyrus

Trace Cyrus, the tattooed brother of Miley Cyrus isn’t very impressed with the Jonas Brothers. In fact, he thinks he could beat them in a fight.

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August 19, 2009   No Comments

Jonas Brothers Sex Lives Described by Their Mom

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One the face of it, you would think that dishing about the Jonas’ Brothers sex lives would be about the shortest conversation ever. Not so. Denise Jonas had plenty to say to Good Housekeeping magazine about her sons.

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June 3, 2009   No Comments

Jonas Brothers Win at Kids Choice Awards

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The Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and High School Musical all won at the Kids Choice Awards. The Jo Bros impressed enough little tykes that they were voted the Favorite Music Group. High School Musical was named favorite movie, and Vanessa Hudgens was chosen as Favorite Movie Actress. Miley Cyrus was the Favorite Female Singer.

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March 30, 2009   No Comments

Miley Cyrus Over Feud with Jonas Brothers


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Miley Cyrus says she is over her feud with the Jonas Brothers, and that we should get over it, too.

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January 22, 2009   1 Comment

Jonas Brothers Will Perform at Obama Inauguration Event

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The Jonas Brothers will lend their musical talents to the Kids’ Inaugural: We Are the Future concert. The event, which honors military families, will take place on January 19 at the Verizon Center.  Sasha and Malia Obama, the President-elect’s young daughters, are big fans of the trio, and must be really excited about seeing them perform.

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January 13, 2009   No Comments

Coldplay Doesn’t Deflower Virgins While on Tour


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Chris Martin and the boys from Coldplay are definitely on the sedate side while on tour to support their latest album, Viva La Vida. They are more into singing a bit and relaxing before the show.

Just as well, since they’d be hard pressed to find any virgins showing up at the concert. Unless the Jonas Brothers were in the house, of course.

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December 29, 2008   No Comments

Jonas Brothers Shocked by Grammy Nod


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The Jonas Brothers and their legions of weenybopper fans are celebrating the fact that they were nominated for a Grammy as Best New Artist. The Jo-Bros are said to have been shocked at the news. They weren’t the only ones….WTF?

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December 5, 2008   1 Comment

Joe Jonas Talks About Split from Taylor Swift


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Joe Jonas has gone public with his version of his recent breakup with Taylor Swift. He went on MySpace to share the following:

Several things I will state with all my heart…I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.

Anytime you are in a relationship for any length of time there are going to be issues. Sometimes they resolve. Other times they lead to a change of heart. This was the case recently.

I wonder if the “issues” that came up in his five-minute relationship with Taylor are named Camilla Belle?

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November 14, 2008   4 Comments

Joe Jonas Dating Camilla Belle

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Camilla Belle

Camilla Belle, who is starring in 10,000 BC is now Joe Jonas’ girlfriend of the moment. Jonas recently dumped country music songstress Taylor Swift and didn’t spend a lot of time nursing his broken heart before finding romance with Ms. Belle.

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November 12, 2008   15 Comments