John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston should feel her head; obviously she is not thinking clearly if reports about her trying to get back together with John Mayer for a third shot on the merry-go-round of romance. It seems that Jen has been getting a bit drunk tipsy in the evenings and dialing John’s number.

A blabbermouth from Jen’s new flick, The Baster, shared this: “(Mayer) wasn’t calling her or texting her. But, as she got lonelier and the shoot for her new movie wore on, she started reaching out to him, sometimes very late at night.  And sometimes after a few too many glasses of wine.”

Jennifer’s friends, including Courteney Cox Arquette, have told her to let the whole Mayer thing remain ancient history, but Jen isn’t listening.

Let this be a lesson to everyone out there: Don’t drink and phone. Nuff said.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer

Did anyone really expect the Jennifer Aniston-John Mayer romance to last? It’s over. Again. The couple split up after Jen returned from a European trip to promote the film, “Marley and Me”.

Jennifer shared her thoughts about relationships in a recent interview, which seem to indicate that she has been waiting for the other shoe to drop with John: “Whoever said that every relationship has to last forever?” she told the U.K.’s Mail on Sunday’s You magazine. “That’s hoping for too much.”

John Mayer has given a shot across the bow to all celeb gossip bloggers. “”Snarky gossip bloggers, take heed,” Mayer, 31, writes on his blog. “You will never have a better knack for cutting people down than Don Rickles does.”

“You owe much of your success – both pecuniary and otherwise – to the groundwork laid by [Rickles],” says John.

Oooh, that one really stung John. Have you ever considered that if celebs weren’t doing and saying dumb ass things, we wouldn’t have anything to write about? Hmmm? I guess it’s impossible to have a battle of wits with someone who is as completely unarmed as you are.

Is love better the second time around for Jennifer Aniston and John Meyer, or is their recent hookup an example of “friends with benefits”? Time will tell, but the twosome have been thisclose again lately.

Maybe John had some time in his schedule and was willing to throw Jen a bone, so to speak.

The five-minute romance between John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston is no more. John wasn’t ready to settle down and Jennifer was. The UK tab Daily Mirror quoted a source close to Mayer as saying:

They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.

John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jenn didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future.

Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad – not to mention a little heartbroken.

I bet she was mad as hell. Jen is getting close to 40, and I bet her biological time clock is ticking so loud in her head that she is afraid it’s going to explode. Better to find someone who is on the same page as you than to try to make someone commit who just isn’t ready.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz are considering asking Ashlee’s big sister Jessica’s ex, John Mayer, to be godfather to their latest production, due in October. (You can see the Daddy-to-Be picking his, uh, brains in the photo.)

We know Jessica is no rocket scientist, and now we can add the rest of the clan to that designation, too. Doesn’t anyone think this might be a tad uncomfortable for Aunt Jess? This is better than the daytime soaps….there has to be somebody else they can think of, you would think.