Jennifer Lopez has admitted that the days following the February birth of twins Max and Emme were not exactly filled with Hallmark moments.

“At the tenth day after giving birth, all that chemical stuff did peak–that hormone thing–and I did cry a lot that day because I was having so much trouble moving,” she said. “I couldn’t get up fast enough to feed the babies… Marc [Anthony] was helping out a lot and I was crying and crying and going, ‘Oh, Papi… they’re going to know everybody more than me…They’re going to love everybody more than me!”

Not only is the fact that J.Lo copped to being less than perfect shocking, but she actually admitted that she calls her husband Papi!

Amid reports that Jennifer Lopez is not happy with her body following the recent birth of twins Max and Emme comes a new twist: La Lopez has decided to become a triathlete.

Here’s the scoop from J-Lo’s trainer, Gunna Peterson:

The workouts change daily, depending on the day, the time and freedom.

She may be the most efficient multi-tasker I know. She literally has every aspect of her life in check.

She doesn’t have a nanny, a chef, or a nutritionist. She makes time for the kids. Family comes first.

Here’s a question for anyone who has ever given birth to one baby, much less two: How in the heck do you do keep as many balls up in the air as she allegedly is without going completely around the bend? I don’t buy it.

If you are a glutton for punishment currently looking for your next employment opportunity, you could apply for the job of being nanny to Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez’s twins, Max and Emme. Be warned, though; this gig is not for those of you who want…uh…sleep.

Working for J-Lo means putting in 16 hour days, seven days a week. You will also be looking after both bundles of joy. The pay isn’t bad, though: $2,250 per week. So you will wreck your health by running yourself ragged but you will be well paid for doing it.

People magazine paid a reported $6 million dollars for Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony to pimp out their twins, Max and Emme. The babies, born February 22nd, commanded the highest price ever for celebrity baby pictures. Tacky.

Cute kids though.