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Heather Mills is Digging for More Gold

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Heather Mills isn’t pleased with the judge awarding her a paltry $50 million. Now she wants to take Paul McCartney back to court because she doesn’t feel he’s been honest about his $800 million fortune.

Rather than get a job, Heather wants to hire forensic accountants to dig into Sir Paul’s finances. According to the Daily Mail it’s so that her daughter Beatrice can get more money, I doubt Beatrice is the issue. Paul McCartney is a devoted family man, always has been. I doubt he’d have poor Beatrice living on the dole.

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March 26, 2008   No Comments

Heather Mills’ Impromptu Press Conference

Paul McCartney left the courtroom with no comment and lots of class. Heather Mills, who clearly needs to put a sock in it, called herself an impromptu press conference. She’s so dumb she doesn’t realize she wasn’t the important person in this case.

March 17, 2008   1 Comment

Heather Mills ‘Happy it’s Over"

Heather Mills Outside Courtroom Heather Mills says she’s pleased with her $50 million dollar settlement and says she’s glad it’s over as if she’s been enduring some sort of hardship while mouthing off to the press and dancing with the stars.

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March 17, 2008   3 Comments

Heather Mills to Get 25 Million Pounds in the Divorce

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Paul McCartney’s gold digging ex-wife, Heather Mills, will reportedly receive 25 million pounds in their divorce settlement. Though the official judgement will be made on Monday, the paperwork is already in order.

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March 14, 2008   4 Comments