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Kabbalah Leaders to Madonna: Settle The Divorce Out of Court


Guy Ritchie and Madonna

Madonna and the Mister, aka Guy Ritchie, have been told to settle their differences in their divorce…now. Madge’s spiritual leader, Rabbi Berg, has concerns that a public hearing may damage the religion’s reputation. Mind you, with all the mud slinging and allegations of adultery and abuse that have been going around, you would think that the couple would want to keep things private, too.

But then again, Logic often seems to take a holiday when it comes to these famous folks….

October 28, 2008   No Comments

Guy Ritchie Dating One Week After Divorce Announcement


Guy Ritchie and Kelly Reilly

Guy Ritchie hasn’t wasted much time hooking up with someone else after the official announcement that his marriage to Madonna is well and truly over. The lucky lady is British actress Kelly Reilly, who just happens to be starring in Guy’s new Sherlock Holmes flick.

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October 23, 2008   No Comments

Guy Says Loving Madonna Felt Holding a “Like a Piece of Gristle”


Madonna

In the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce, the shots across the bow have already started. First Madge described her soon-to-be-ex as an “emotional retard” to the audience at her concert last week, now Guy has responded back.

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October 20, 2008   No Comments

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Split: They Lost Their Connection


Madonna and Guy Ritchie

Now that the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce has been confirmed, the couple’s friends (who no doubt had their palms crossed with some silver) are blabbing to People about what happened.

It was unraveling throughout the last year,” says a source close to both camps. “They were living separate lives and coming together every now and then for the cameras.”

Adds a Madonna pal: “There had been problems for a while.”

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October 17, 2008   No Comments

Madonna and Guy Ritchie: It’s Over!


Guy Ritchie and Madonna

To everyone who said that the Madonna/Guy Ritchie marriage wouldn’t last (and you know who you are!), you have just been proved right. The couple has released a joint statement confirming that their marriage is kaputs.

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October 15, 2008   No Comments

Guy Ritchie Says “Just Say No” to Sugar


Guy Ritchie and Madonna

Guy Ritchie has come out against sugar. Not sure where he is getting his facts, but Mr. Madonna is telling people that this sweet substance is responsible for more deaths than crack cocaine!

Here’s more words of wisdom from Guy:

Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine.

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July 30, 2008   No Comments