Abdul and her clevage ponder her purported upcoming stint on "Ugly Betty."

Former American Idol” judge Paula Abdul has a couple of potential entertainment gigs in her post-AI career, apparently. The Twitter Quitter is being courted by Disney-owned ABC with all the feverish energy of a Hannah Montana concert, according to TMZ. Options include a judge or dancing role on “Dancing With the Stars,” possible temporary run on”Ugly Betty” or, we’d dig this, her own show. We’re just giddy thinking about all the ways this obsession over La Abdul can go wrong.

But, at least one possiblity looks like reality. Michael Ausiello with Entertainment Weekly reports Abdul is in discussions with the Alphabet network to guest star on “Ugly Betty.” She’ll play a temp at Mode who befriends the self-obsessed receptionist Amanda. Abdul+acting= Must See TV, no?

Just Timberlake looks like a tartan pirate in this picture!

We got this from an article that photoshopped celebrity men’s faces onto the bodies of people wearing kilts. It’s actually quite funny and wroth checking out.

Here’s the link.