Category — Flava of Love

I never get all these women fighting over Flava Flav. He’s unattractive, not very bright and can’t even string together a decent sentence. Yet here we are, finishing up our third season of Flavor of Love where the nation’s trashiest women, (those that didn’t make Rock of Love, that is) vie for a chance to be this man’s girlfriend. Apparently none of these girls read the man’s bio either because he’s got a string of broken hearts and kids so long it could probably wrap around the globe. Adding to the ick factor is that he slept with Bridgitte Nielsen. I wouldn’t touch that with a 40 foot pole.

Anyway, the aptly named Thing 2 won the third season of Flavor of Love. Let’s hope she’s the one, because if I have to watch another Flava Flav commercial on VH1 I’m going to hurt my big screen TV.