The mystery of Eva Longoria’s weight gain and new shorter ‘do has been solved! Cancel that call to Unsolved Mysteries, pronto! Eva’s just trying to appear more realistic for her role as an overworked housewife with kids for the upcoming season of Desperate Housewives.

It may be just me, but I don’t think Eva captures the true essence of an overworked mom..If she wants to do some hands-on research, she can come hang out at my place for a week or two while I go off to a spa or something. I’ll be back…eventually…I promise.