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Ellen DeGeneres Makes an Honest Woman of Portia de Rossi


Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday night in Los Angeles. Nineteen family members and friends were on hand for the intimate ceremony.

We wish them well.

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August 18, 2008   No Comments

Mark Consuelos to Officiate at Howard Stern’s Wedding

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Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky

Perez Hilton is reporting that Mark Consuelos, better known as Mr. Kelly Ripa, has agreed to conduct Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky’s wedding ceremony in October.

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August 13, 2008   No Comments

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Honeymoon in Someone’s Basement

Ashlee Simpson Pete Wentz

In what has to be the dumbest honeymoon ever, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are holed up in someone’s basement. No, really. They did so to get the media off their back because they didn’t want cameras on their honeymoon.

Says Pete, “We’re in the basement of the house. We wanted everybody to think we were going on a honeymoon… We’ve got some blow-up palm trees down here… a little fake and bake tanning booth. It’s gonna look like we went on a private jet somewhere and we’re gonna save that $30,000. We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting into that tanning bed every once in a while, it’s great.”

Great my ass. That is the dumbest, cheapest idea I’ve ever heard. Who wants to honeymoon in a basement? This couple even honeymoons boring.

I call bullshit.

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May 21, 2008   No Comments

Loni Anderson Weds for the Fourth Time – To Her Childhood Sweetheart

Loni Anderson Bob Flick Wedding Photo

Serial bride, Loni Anderson, claims to have found true love this time. Fifteen years after divorcing Bert Reynolds she married her high school sweetheart, folk singer Bob Flick. The pair met in 1960 in Minneapolis where she posed with his folk group as “a lucky fan.”

Loni was given away by her son, Quinton Reynolds and her granddaughters acted as attendants.

I’ll tell you what, for 62 years old Loni is looking amazing. Congratulations to the happy couple.

 

Image: Tony Maddox Photography

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May 19, 2008   No Comments

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are Married

Ashlee Simpson Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got married on Saturday evening in what is being described as an “intimate” ceremony.

“We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends,” a family spokesperson told People.

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May 19, 2008   No Comments

Ellen Degeneres & Portia DiRossi Getting Married

Ellen DeGeneres

If you watch Ellen today, pay good attention or you’ll miss her big announcement. Ellen surprised her audience by telling them she was getting married. Portia was in the audience and the pair receive a big standing ovation.

As soon as we get the video we’ll bring it to you, but the announcement came after Ellen mentioned California Supreme Court Ruling against gay marriage. Nothing like getting married for politics!

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May 16, 2008   No Comments

Are Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Already Married?

Mariah Carey Nick Cannon

Forget rumors of a recycled engagement ring, rumor has it Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are already wed. According to MTV News, Nick and Mariah were married yesterday on some island in what is being touted a very “impulsive” ceremony.

So far, reps aren’t commenting.

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May 1, 2008   No Comments

Beyonce & Jay-Z Are Married

Beyonce Jay Z Wedding

I have to hand it to Beyonce and Jay-Z. They wanted to keep details preceding their wedding private and they pulled it off. Oh sure, we did know they filed for a marriage license last week, but the speculation was that the wedding would be in May when Jay-Z finished touring. Kudos to the happy couple for not turning this into a paparazzi circus.

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April 5, 2008   1 Comment