Jackass star Johnny Knoxville is gonna be a “Daddy” for the second time with galpal Naomi Nelson, USmagazine reports. She’s three months preggers and the divorced Knoxville is already talking marriage and showing off a domesticated side we hadn’t seen when he got shat upon. He has a daughter Madison, 13, with ex-wife Melanie Clapp.

“He’s telling people that his girlfriend Naomi is three months pregnant.  He’s excited, and a little nervous,” an “insider” told www.celebrity-gossipnet.com. 

“He’s found a degree of peace with Naomi.  He treats her like an angel and keeps reminding her that all his strange stunts are just part of his job.”

Taming the Jackass, Nelson’s new job title.

Canadian singer Celine Dion is thrilled to be expecting her second child with senior citizen hubby/manager Rene Angelil.

The new addition to the family was conceived in a test tube at a New York fertility clinic and is due in May, which means that they waited a whole two minutes after conception before alerting the media. The couple’s first child, Rene Charles, was conceived in the same sanitary fashion eight years ago.

Kourtney Kardashian has joined the ever-growing group of Hollywood types who don’t seem to understand that not using birth control properly can lead to life-altering consequences. Kardashian is pregnant by former fiance Scott Disick.

“This probably sounds so dumb, but there’s so many times I’ll forget to take my pill and I don’t think it’s that big of a deal,” Kardashian said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show. “It’s just so stupid.”

Yes, it does sound dumb and yes, it is a big deal. This stuff makes me think that people should have to get a license before they can be allowed to procreate. Dumb ass.

Heidi Klum and Seal

Model Heidi Klum has confirmed to People that she and her husband, Seal, are expecting a new addition to the family in the fall. The very fertile Klum already has three kidlets: Leni, age 5, Henry, age 3, and Johan, age 2.

People magazine is reporting that Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar are expecting their first child. The 32-year-old former star of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and her 33-year-old husband will welcome their little bundle of joy this fall.

Congrats to the parents-to-be.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her husband Tim are expecting a visit from the stork in August. She announced her pregnancy on The View on Thursday.

Then she went on to provide us with too much information by sharing that she had gotten pregnant without knowing it! Elisabeth and her husband are already the parents of Grace, 3, and Taylor, 1.

Alyson Hannigan, star of How I Met Your Mother, is expecting her first child with hubby Alexis Denisof. The parents-to-be broke with recent Hollywood tradition and got hitched up on October 11, 2003 and then decided to start a family.

Wonder if Alyson and Alexis will be sending the kid to band camp (a la American Pie)?

The Palin Family

Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin is about to become a grandmother, thanks to her 17-year-old daughter Bristol being in the family way. The teen is about five months along and is apparently planning to marry the baby’s father.

The statement from the McCain camp read as follows:

“We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us,” the statement read.

“Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support.”

“Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family. We ask the media, respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates.”

Wouldn’t you have liked to have been a fly on the wall when the parents-to-be told the folks about this?

Jennifer Garner, actress and wife of Ben Affleck, is pregnant with the couple’s second child. Violet, age 2, will be a big sister this fall.

This development comes hot on the heels of rumors the couple was having marital troubles. Now we can put that notion to rest because it’s impossible to have a bad marriage and be knocked up at the same time, right?

King Kong actress and former Heath Ledger main squeeze Naomi Watts and her partner, Liev Schrieber, are expecting a second visit from the stork later this year. The actress has apparently recently started her second trimester of pregnancy.

The couple, who have been dating since the spring of 2005, welcomed their first child, Alexander Pete, on July 25, 2007. Congratulations, and better her than me.