Category — Celebrity Justice

Barron Hilton pleaded ‘No Contest’ to his DUI charge. Which basically means “I did it, but I’m not admitting to anything.”

Young Barron had his license revoked, must pay a visit to the morgue and is receiving a year’s slap on the hand probation. His initiation into the Celebrity DUI Club a success, Barron is sure to be seen at all the fine Hollywood establishments serving underage spoiled, unemployed rich kids.

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I guess a million stints in rehab didn’t cut it for Richie Sambora. He was pulled over for erratic driving Tuesday evening, failed a few basic field sobriety tests and was found to be intoxicated.

But wait, it gets better…

His 10 year daughter Ava was in the car with him, along with a juvenile and unidentified woman. No wonder he looks like he feels like crap in his mugshot.

But wait, it gets better…

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Remember when Sharon Stone uttered the famous line, "What are you going to do? Arrest me for smoking?" in the movie "Basic Instinct?" It seemed silly at the time, but currently Shia LaBeouf has a warrant issued against him for smoking.

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Paul McCartney left the courtroom with no comment and lots of class. Heather Mills, who clearly needs to put a sock in it, called herself an impromptu press conference. She’s so dumb she doesn’t realize she wasn’t the important person in this case.

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Heather Mills says she’s pleased with her $50 million dollar settlement and says she’s glad it’s over as if she’s been enduring some sort of hardship while mouthing off to the press and dancing with the stars.

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