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Looks Like TLC Picks Kate Over Jon In Messy Divorce

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In happier times ...

 

The TLC network has had it up to here with Jon Gosselin, the Ed Hardy-lovin’ co-star of its reality series hit “Jon & Kate Plus 8.” The channel has  [Read more →]

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August 16, 2009   No Comments

Another Day, Another Dysfunctional Turn in the Jon & Kate Saga

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Ten human beings

 

UPDATED Aug. 15: Jon & Kate met up at a park on Friday, looking a bit tense while their children appeared wierded out by the encounter, US Weekly magazine reports. Part of the tension between the two maybe Jon’s selection of a 23-year-old babysitter with whom he purportedly had a sexy night with on Aug. 1, the mag reports. END OF UPDATE

 

Not only is America privy to the ebb and flow drama that is Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage, but now so are police in the Wernersville, Pa. area. Authorities were called Thursday evening to the former couple’s home after the two  [Read more →]

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August 15, 2009   2 Comments

Boy George Working Behind Bars

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Boy George, currently serving a 15 month prison sentence for falsely imprisoning a male escort, is apparently not too popular among the, um, hardened criminals at Pentonville Prison. He’s only been there a few days and has already snagged a cushy job working in the canteen. He will be making a whopping £6-a-week serving food to other prisoners.

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January 20, 2009   1 Comment

Tatum O’Neal Arrested After Trying to Buy Crack

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Academy Award winning actress Tatum O’Neal was arrested after attempting to buy crack cocaine just a few blocks from her home in lower Manhattan.

Last night, around 7:30 Tatum narcs spied Tatum making the transaction and hauled her stupid ass to jail. And mind you, she already lost her kids and her marriage because of drugs and made a big deal of “coming clean.” She says it was because of an acting role, but I’m calling b.s. When are these idiots going to learn?

She’s being charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance and will be arraigned today.

We’ll bring you that mugshot as soon as we get it.

Dumbass.

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June 2, 2008   1 Comment

Dennis Farina Charged with Felony Gun Possession

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Dennis Farina was charged with felony gun possession after being busted at LAX with an unregistered .22 inside of his briefcase.  He told the police he forgot the gun was in there. I have that problem all the time. I always forget when I’m carrying firearms. They’re so light and inconspicuous.

Dennis is still being held on $25,000 bail. Though he’s a retired cop, he doesn’t have a license to carry a concealed weapon. Lordy. What an idiot.

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May 12, 2008   1 Comment

Nick Hogan Gets 8 Months in Jail

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Nick “Hogan” Bollea was sentenced to 8 months in jail plus 5 years probation for the drag racing stunt that almost cost his friend his life. Also on the laundry list of charges: No alcohol for three years, 3 years suspension of license, court costs and DUI school.

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May 9, 2008   No Comments

Amy Winehouse Arrested Again

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Details are sketchy but it’s being reported that Amy Winehouse was arrested for the second time in a week, this time for drug possession.

A spokesman for the singer said: “She is being questioned in a police station. We will be releasing a statement later.”

A spokesman for Scotland Yard said: “Around 1pm today a 24-year-old woman from the Camden area attended a London police station by arrangement and was arrested in connection with the alleged possession of a controlled drug.

“She remains in custody. This is in connection with an investigation connected to footage passed to the Metropolitan Police on January 22.”

It’s a shame, really. Amy Winehouse is one of the most talented singers to come around in a long time and she’s going to either end up in jail, dead or both.

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May 7, 2008   No Comments

Scott Weiland Sentenced to Jail

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Scott Weiland’s December DUI arrest was his second and a judge had enough. He’s sentenced the rocker to 192 hours in jail. That’s 8 days for those of you without calculators handy.

Weiland must also complete an 18 hour alcohol awareness program and pay a $2,000. fine. It’ll be interesting to see if he’s going to serve all 8 days or he’ll be out in an hour like a Nicole Richie.

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April 28, 2008   No Comments

Gary Coleman and Wife to Appear on Divorce Court

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Ok, If I didn’t take Gary Coleman’s marriage to 22-year-old Shannon Price, I’m totally not believing it now. The couple who have been married since August but never slept together are set to appear on  the syndicated reality court show, Divorce Court next Thursday and Friday, May 1 & 2.

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April 25, 2008   2 Comments

Wesley Snipes Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison for Failing to File Tax Returns

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Wesley Snipes received the maximum sentencing in his tax evasion case, he’ll have to spend the next three years behind bars. He’ll also have to pay a $5 million fine.

The sentence was recommended by the prosecution in hopes of sending a message to other scofflaws.

“The law is very clear: People must pay their taxes,” Internal Revenue Service Commissioner Douglas Shulman said. “There is no secret formula that eliminates a person’s tax obligations.”

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April 24, 2008   No Comments