I'm not Billy Joel, I swear!!

Oft-trouble singer George Michael just keeps getting into some mess or another, who can forget his arrest for soliciting in a men’s restroom? Well, now the former heartthrob has Wham!med his Range Rover into the back of a truck whilst driving in England and, yes, alcohol is believed to be a part of this particular mix. ”He came over to my cab and asked if I had stopped to give him a lift,” the incredulous trucker told London’s Sun newspaper. “He was absolutely not with it, so I told him no. But he insisted and tried to get in.

Another oft-trouble singer/musician, Billy Joel, who’s known for his frawesome songs, his many lost loves and, since the millennium, his frequent car accidents, was purported to have been across the pond in the States at the time of the accident.

Scott Weiland’s December DUI arrest was his second and a judge had enough. He’s sentenced the rocker to 192 hours in jail. That’s 8 days for those of you without calculators handy.

Weiland must also complete an 18 hour alcohol awareness program and pay a $2,000. fine. It’ll be interesting to see if he’s going to serve all 8 days or he’ll be out in an hour like a Nicole Richie.

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Barron Hilton pleaded ‘No Contest’ to his DUI charge. Which basically means “I did it, but I’m not admitting to anything.”

Young Barron had his license revoked, must pay a visit to the morgue and is receiving a year’s slap on the hand probation. His initiation into the Celebrity DUI Club a success, Barron is sure to be seen at all the fine Hollywood establishments serving underage spoiled, unemployed rich kids.

I guess a million stints in rehab didn’t cut it for Richie Sambora. He was pulled over for erratic driving Tuesday evening, failed a few basic field sobriety tests and was found to be intoxicated.

But wait, it gets better…

His 10 year daughter Ava was in the car with him, along with a juvenile and unidentified woman. No wonder he looks like he feels like crap in his mugshot.

But wait, it gets better…

TMZ is reporting that because of his daughter and the other juvie in the car, there may be grounds for a child endangerment investigation. I can tell you this, Heather Locklear must not be amused. And she might look like a nice lady and all, but I wouldn’t want to get on the top of her s list if you know what I mean.

Richie was charged with DUI. He’ll have his day in court in Mid-May. What a dumbass.