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Johnny Depp to Wed in April?


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Rumors are again swirling that Johnny Depp and longtime love Vanessa Paradis are planning to tie the knot after 10 years and two children together. Johnny was spotted buying an engagement ring last month, which led to yet another round of speculation that he will make Vanessa an honest woman.

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January 14, 2009   No Comments

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Honeymoon in Someone’s Basement

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In what has to be the dumbest honeymoon ever, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are holed up in someone’s basement. No, really. They did so to get the media off their back because they didn’t want cameras on their honeymoon.

Says Pete, “We’re in the basement of the house. We wanted everybody to think we were going on a honeymoon… We’ve got some blow-up palm trees down here… a little fake and bake tanning booth. It’s gonna look like we went on a private jet somewhere and we’re gonna save that $30,000. We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting into that tanning bed every once in a while, it’s great.”

Great my ass. That is the dumbest, cheapest idea I’ve ever heard. Who wants to honeymoon in a basement? This couple even honeymoons boring.

I call bullshit.

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May 21, 2008   No Comments

Ellen Degeneres & Portia DiRossi Getting Married

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If you watch Ellen today, pay good attention or you’ll miss her big announcement. Ellen surprised her audience by telling them she was getting married. Portia was in the audience and the pair receive a big standing ovation.

As soon as we get the video we’ll bring it to you, but the announcement came after Ellen mentioned California Supreme Court Ruling against gay marriage. Nothing like getting married for politics!

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May 16, 2008   No Comments

Jodie Foster Breaks Up with Girlfriend of 15 Years

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Jodie Foster and her long time partner, Cydney Bernard, have split after 15 years and two children together.

The split is shocking not only because the pair was together for so long, but also because Jodie recently came out of the closet after thanking Cydney at an awards event last fall.

Word on the street is that this may not be a simple breakup since kids and Jodie’s money is involved. We’ll keep you posted.

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May 14, 2008   No Comments

Nick Cannon Throws Over the Top Party for Mariah Carey

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They’ve only been married for about a week, but Nick Cannon is livin’ large already. He bought out Six Flags’ Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA to throw a party for Mariah. I guess the local Italian restaurant is out of the question for this pair?

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May 14, 2008   No Comments

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Engaged

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Speculate no more, one of America’s more annoying couples, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are engaged. Not only are the reps confirming, but Ashlee and Pete released a statement announcing their impending nuptials.

.”We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I,” she and Pete posted last night on FriendsorEnemies.com. “Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged.”

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April 10, 2008   No Comments

Sean Penn & Robin Wright Penn Want to be Married Again

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Call off the divorce lawyers, Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn have kissed and made up.Even though the couple filed for divorce in December, yesterday they petitioned to have their petition removed, and permission was granted. They are no longer separated.

The pair were seen getting very cozy at an Eddie Vedder concert the other day and Sean even had a song dedicated to his on-again wife. Wait a minute…there’s gotta be a mistake. Grumpy Sean Penn is romantic?

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April 10, 2008   No Comments