We're green and we're hot

Just hours after US Weekly magazine announced the shocker that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel split up, Star magazine one ups them with the news that JT has found hisself a new celebrity lady.

Zexy singer Rihanna and JT apparently have the hots for each other, using the celly to communicate all dang day and night.  It all began at an MTV Video music awards partay and continued into RiRi’s bedroom, Star reports. (The two had worked before on her video for “Rehab,” which he co-wrote.)

“Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” a source dimes on the pair. But there are still issues on the table, like say that Jessica Biel chick, JT’s woman for the past three years. RiRi wants to be the main attraction in JT’s life, not some sideshow.

Rihanna “asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them,” a friend said.

And that was apparently enough for Rihanna, who was in deep flirtation mode with Timberlake in the recording studio (where he was helping her work on her upcoming album) and spontaneously gave Dude him a lap dance, yo.

Their chemistry is evident in RiRi’s “Rehab” video starring the two stars and, boy, do they steam things up. Didn’t Jessica see this vid, which was shot last October  in Los Angeles? Writings on the wall, sister …

On second thought …

Jon “hey look at me making out with some hot chick in your favorite magazine” Gosselin is rethinking his divorce with soon-to-be ex-wife Kate. Dude has apparently stopped the divorce process, which was expected to be finished by late November, In Touch Weekly has reported. The tabloid fixture learned that Kate had suffered a breakdown taping a TV pilot this month and “he knew he was responsible for her suffering.” (Awfully big ego, we say.)

Well, Dude did say he “despised” Kate during a Nightline interview on ABC. Oh and he has a propensity of making out with chicks while nearby photographers click away, so OK. Sounds like you might be right about this one, JG.

“He woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and didn’t like the reflection,” Jon’s attorney, Mark Jay Heller, tells In Touch. “He realized he’d made some bad choices.” 

Now we here at Glamorati think it’s a mighty big coinkidink that his sudden doubt comes just one day after TLC, the channel where Jon & Kate Plus 8 appears, announced that the show will now be called Kate Plus 8. Ouchie.

Perhaps it’s the Money Train Jon Gosselin wants to get on.

Jackass star Johnny Knoxville is gonna be a “Daddy” for the second time with galpal Naomi Nelson, USmagazine reports. She’s three months preggers and the divorced Knoxville is already talking marriage and showing off a domesticated side we hadn’t seen when he got shat upon. He has a daughter Madison, 13, with ex-wife Melanie Clapp.

“He’s telling people that his girlfriend Naomi is three months pregnant.  He’s excited, and a little nervous,” an “insider” told www.celebrity-gossipnet.com. 

“He’s found a degree of peace with Naomi.  He treats her like an angel and keeps reminding her that all his strange stunts are just part of his job.”

Taming the Jackass, Nelson’s new job title.

My life rocks

Hunky Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former beauty queen Kari Ann Penich did NOT have sex, just tons of fun, the third wheel told TMZ.com.

The two-year-old video, taken in Penich’s apartment, is actually the trio pretending to “make a movie,” and how does one play like that? Get the two women in a bathtub where they soak each other up, that’s how! McSteamy — the nickname of Dane’s character on “Grey’s Anatomy — meanwhile pretended to be Steven Spielberg and called “action,” Kari Ann told TMZ.com.

Kari Ann claims the video, stored in her computer, was snatched by her Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab roomie singer Mindy McCready. But media reports say it was the other way around: Peniche stole from McCready, prompting the show to kick her off.

But in Kari Ann’s version of events, she went to the LAPD and filed a police report. Again, that conflicts with previous published reports claiming the tape surfaced during an official investigation of Peniche’s sex-for-hire business.

Like we said last night, this story’s got legs. Stay tuned.

Vanessa: I heart you Zac... Let's tie the knot!

Maybe they will, maybe they won’t, but just the prospect of it is enough to keep gossipholics hooked – Are High School Musical stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens really going to get hitched? Seriously, we can only imagine the sounds of a gazillion pubescent hearts breaking, if the news were true that Zac, 21, would become Mr. Hudgens. And that’s a big IF. 

“We haven’t set a date and if we did, we’d keep it secret for as long as possible,” Vanessa told the News of the World. “Why? What if one of us was offered a major film part? Then we’d have to postpone our marriage and people would say we’d split up. And we don’t want that.”

Oh my, WE wouldn’t want that.

Whoa, let’s rewind a bit to the 20-year-old’s logic: First comes movies, then comes marriage?

Love. It.

Glamorati begs you, Zanessa, make our year and get thee to a judge or clergyperson … STAT!!

In happier times ...

The TLC network has had it up to here with Jon Gosselin, the Ed Hardy-lovin’ co-star of its reality series hit “Jon & Kate Plus 8.” The channel has essentially prohibited Jon from shilling for designer Ed Hardy, whose wares he wears on the high-rated TV show, Radaronline.com reports. Just last week, the suits began blurring shirt logos and now it’s officially policy.

“TLC feels like they are being used by Jon,” a well-informed source told the Web site.”They want to send him a message loud and clear.” It’s deafening, really.

So now Jon has a crappy relationship with both the Kate-ster AND TLC. Batting a thousand Jonny! Heck, tensions got so out of control for the exes that Dude had to call the cops on wifey. Harsh? Had to? We’re wondering what you think.

Ten human beings

UPDATED Aug. 15: Jon & Kate met up at a park on Friday, looking a bit tense while their children appeared wierded out by the encounter, US Weekly magazine reports. Part of the tension between the two maybe Jon’s selection of a 23-year-old babysitter with whom he purportedly had a sexy night with on Aug. 1, the mag reports. END OF UPDATE

Not only is America privy to the ebb and flow drama that is Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage, but now so are police in the Wernersville, Pa. area. Authorities were called Thursday evening to the former couple’s home after the two engaged in a verbal argument, People.com reports. So all of a sudden Chez Gosselin turns into Jon and Kate Plus 8 Plus 8 cops.

When law enforcement arrived, Jon alleges, his estranged wife turned on the tear spigot just for cops. Kate tried to enter the home, but her ex wouldn’t let her past the gate. “She tried to ‘cry it up’ with the cops and it didn’t work,” Jon says. “They said, ‘You have to leave.’ “  

In other J+K+8 news, Daddy will host a pool party in Vegas, cause that’s where in transition ex-hubbos go to find themselves.

Still yummy

Some lawyers in Italy are celebrating tonight: Moneybags movie heartthrob George Clooney has hired a bevy of legal eagles to go after certain media publications and a photog who allegedly climbed onto his Italian villa property to take pictures of a 13-year-old girl, who was topless in a bedroom, TMZ.com reports. Not much more info about the teen was given, but don’t go thinking what we think you’re thinking. Said intrusive paparazzi also snapped pics of  Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis “enjoying private moments in the yard of his estate.” The Clooney pics, unfortunately for the mortified teen and the canoodling couple, have been published in two magazines, which are the target of Mr. Hot’s wrath.

Ok, “E” is not a word, but c’mon! Who wants to see any mayor, councilperson, politician two seconds away from foreplay?

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa's wandering eyes

Especially one, who dates any broadcast journalist within a 25 mile radius of his member? Not us, not now, not EVAH. His longing glance at his girlfriend’s KTLA weekend anchor Lu Parker’s tatas just scream TMI. (Bigtime props to TMZ.com for capturing this revealing photo and its kick arse reporting.)

Now we know Mr. Sexy choses topless pools in Vegas to chill, those days when he’s freed up from trying to keep bankruptcy at bay in the City of Angels. Thanks TMZ.com!