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Justin Timberlake and Rihanna: Lap Dances and Hotness

 

We're green and hot

We're green and we're hot

 

Just hours after US Weekly magazine announced the shocker that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel split up, Star magazine one ups them with the news that JT has found hisself a new celebrity lady. [Read more →]

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October 1, 2009   No Comments

Jon Gosselin: Stop the Divorce Train, I Gotta Get Off!!!

On second thought …

 

Jon “hey look at me making out with some hot chick in your favorite magazine” Gosselin is rethinking his divorce with soon-to-be ex-wife Kate. [Read more →]

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September 30, 2009   1 Comment

EXCLUSIVE: Bradley Cooper Takes Renee Zellweger Home to Meet the Parents, Couple Set to Tie the Knot

We're gettin' married, bitches.

We’re gettin’ married, bitches.

Glamorati.com has learned exclusively that zexy Hollywood couple Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are officially engaged. The hotties have been trotting the globe of late, going public with their relationship whilst in Spain last week. (And pissing Jennifer Aniston off in the process)

The co-stars, who appear in the upcoming flick “Case 39,” were spotted canoodling in Barcelona one minute, then a few days later hitting separate events in the New York area (she promoted her film “My One and Only,” he took his parents to Alyssa Milano’s wedding in New Jersey.) Two days later they huddled at a Starbucks cafe in Cooper’s hometown of Philadelphia. But there was more to the visit than just scarfing down Mom’s homecooking.

Dude, 34, took his new love, 40, to meet his parents in Jenkintown and announce their engagement.

Renee’s been spotted wearing a simple but elegant diamond ring, which she smartly took off for her David Letterman appearance this past week in her efforts to keep it under wraps.

Both Zellweger and Cooper have been married before. She met country singer Kenny Chesney in January 2005 and in May of that year the two wed on the island of St. John, one of the U.S. Virgin Islands. Seven months later, the two separated and the marriage was eventually annulled.

Cooper was married to actress Jennifer Esposito (”Crash”) for four months in 2007.

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August 22, 2009   4 Comments

Jackass Spawn

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Jackass star Johnny Knoxville is gonna be a “Daddy” for the second time with galpal Naomi Nelson, USmagazine reports. [Read more →]

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August 19, 2009   No Comments

Did Country Singer Mindy McCready Leak the McSteamy Threesome Tape?

My life rocks

My life rocks

Hunky Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former beauty queen Kari Ann Penich did NOT have sex, just tons of fun, the third wheel told TMZ.com.

The two-year-old video, taken in Penich’s apartment, is actually the trio pretending to “make a movie,” and how does one play like that? Get the two women in a bathtub where they soak each other up, that’s how! McSteamy — the nickname of Dane’s character on “Grey’s Anatomy — meanwhile pretended to be Steven Spielberg and called “action,” Kari Ann told TMZ.com.

Kari Ann claims the video, stored in her computer, was snatched by her Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab roomie singer Mindy McCready. But media reports say it was the other way around: Peniche stole from McCready, prompting the show to kick her off.

But in Kari Ann’s version of events, she went to the LAPD and filed a police report. Again, that conflicts with previous published reports claiming the tape surfaced during an official investigation of Peniche’s sex-for-hire business.

Like we said last night, this story’s got legs. Stay tuned.

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August 18, 2009   3 Comments

Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron Feel the Need to Head to the Altar

Vanessa: I heart you so Zac.

Vanessa: I heart you Zac... Let's tie the knot!

 

Maybe they will, maybe they won’t, but just the prospect of it is enough to keep gossipholics hooked – Are High School Musical stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens really going to get hitched? [Read more →]

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August 17, 2009   3 Comments

Looks Like TLC Picks Kate Over Jon In Messy Divorce

In happier times ...

In happier times ...

 

The TLC network has had it up to here with Jon Gosselin, the Ed Hardy-lovin’ co-star of its reality series hit “Jon & Kate Plus 8.” The channel has  [Read more →]

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August 16, 2009   No Comments

Another Day, Another Dysfunctional Turn in the Jon & Kate Saga

Ten human beings

Ten human beings

 

UPDATED Aug. 15: Jon & Kate met up at a park on Friday, looking a bit tense while their children appeared wierded out by the encounter, US Weekly magazine reports. Part of the tension between the two maybe Jon’s selection of a 23-year-old babysitter with whom he purportedly had a sexy night with on Aug. 1, the mag reports. END OF UPDATE

 

Not only is America privy to the ebb and flow drama that is Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage, but now so are police in the Wernersville, Pa. area. Authorities were called Thursday evening to the former couple’s home after the two  [Read more →]

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August 15, 2009   2 Comments

Who the F#@k is the 13-year-old, George Clooney?!?

 

 

Still yummy

Still yummy

 

Some lawyers in Italy are celebrating tonight: Moneybags movie heartthrob George Clooney has hired a bevy of legal eagles to go after certain media publications and a photog who allegedly climbed onto his Italian villa property to take pictures of a 13-year-old girl,  [Read more →]

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August 14, 2009   No Comments

Two words for you, Mayor Villaraigosa: Creep. E

Ok, “E” is not a word, but c’mon! Who wants to see any mayor, councilperson, politician two seconds away from foreplay?

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosas wandering eyes

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa's wandering eyes

Especially one, who dates any broadcast journalist within a 25 mile radius of his member? Not us, not now, not EVAH. His longing glance at his girlfriend’s KTLA weekend anchor Lu Parker’s tatas just scream TMI. (Bigtime props to TMZ.com for capturing this revealing photo and its kick arse reporting.)

Now we know Mr. Sexy choses topless pools in Vegas to chill, those days when he’s freed up from trying to keep bankruptcy at bay in the City of Angels. Thanks TMZ.com!

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August 13, 2009   No Comments