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Just hours after US Weekly magazine announced the shocker that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel split up, Star magazine one ups them with the news that JT has found hisself a new celebrity lady.

Zexy singer Rihanna and JT apparently have the hots for each other, using the celly to communicate all dang day and night.  It all began at an MTV Video music awards partay and continued into RiRi’s bedroom, Star reports. (The two had worked before on her video for “Rehab,” which he co-wrote.)

“Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” a source dimes on the pair. But there are still issues on the table, like say that Jessica Biel chick, JT’s woman for the past three years. RiRi wants to be the main attraction in JT’s life, not some sideshow.

Rihanna “asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them,” a friend said.

And that was apparently enough for Rihanna, who was in deep flirtation mode with Timberlake in the recording studio (where he was helping her work on her upcoming album) and spontaneously gave Dude him a lap dance, yo.

Their chemistry is evident in RiRi’s “Rehab” video starring the two stars and, boy, do they steam things up. Didn’t Jessica see this vid, which was shot last October  in Los Angeles? Writings on the wall, sister …

On second thought …

Jon “hey look at me making out with some hot chick in your favorite magazine” Gosselin is rethinking his divorce with soon-to-be ex-wife Kate. Dude has apparently stopped the divorce process, which was expected to be finished by late November, In Touch Weekly has reported. The tabloid fixture learned that Kate had suffered a breakdown taping a TV pilot this month and “he knew he was responsible for her suffering.” (Awfully big ego, we say.)

Well, Dude did say he “despised” Kate during a Nightline interview on ABC. Oh and he has a propensity of making out with chicks while nearby photographers click away, so OK. Sounds like you might be right about this one, JG.

“He woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and didn’t like the reflection,” Jon’s attorney, Mark Jay Heller, tells In Touch. “He realized he’d made some bad choices.” 

Now we here at Glamorati think it’s a mighty big coinkidink that his sudden doubt comes just one day after TLC, the channel where Jon & Kate Plus 8 appears, announced that the show will now be called Kate Plus 8. Ouchie.

Perhaps it’s the Money Train Jon Gosselin wants to get on.

Judge Jessica??

Joe Simpson thinks his daughter Jessica + “American Idol” would be a purrfect matchin a Post-Paula show universe, the N.Y. Post reports. Pops, Jess’ manager and a former minister, has been shopping around the idea for Jessica to replace Paula. We’d watch that. How about you?

In happier times ...

The TLC network has had it up to here with Jon Gosselin, the Ed Hardy-lovin’ co-star of its reality series hit “Jon & Kate Plus 8.” The channel has essentially prohibited Jon from shilling for designer Ed Hardy, whose wares he wears on the high-rated TV show, Radaronline.com reports. Just last week, the suits began blurring shirt logos and now it’s officially policy.

“TLC feels like they are being used by Jon,” a well-informed source told the Web site.”They want to send him a message loud and clear.” It’s deafening, really.

So now Jon has a crappy relationship with both the Kate-ster AND TLC. Batting a thousand Jonny! Heck, tensions got so out of control for the exes that Dude had to call the cops on wifey. Harsh? Had to? We’re wondering what you think.

Big Brother and I just split up

We’re betting the house that many Glamorati.com readers are huge fans of “Big Brother” so here’s a shocker: Some drama went down Saturday when the show’s producers gave Chima Simone the ol’ heave ho because she failed to conform to BB rules like throwing her microphone in the pool and shit, EW.com reports.

“Chima has been evicted by the producers from the Big Brother house for violating the rules. She will not be part of the show’s jury. Her eviction will be addressed on an upcoming broadcast of the show,” according to a CBS statement.

Hold it there, pardner, Simone told Examiner.com: ”All of the remaining housemates know I wanted to leave and that is why any conversation concerning me is cut in the live feed because they don’t want America to hear the truth about my voluntary departure.”

Who’s telling the “truth” here? CBS is betting that you will tune in to find out for yourselves.

In the meantime, if you like your TV, shaken not stirred, check out the veddy addictive “Mad Men” Season 3 premiere 10 p.m. Sunday (tonight) on AMC.

Daddy who?

Remember musician Bill Hudson of “Hudson Brothers” fame? Didn’t think so. Well, he was married for a short time to Goldie Hawn, siring superstar Kate Hudson and her bro Oliver. Kate and Pops have had an on-and-off relationship over the years and now Dad wants it back on. Why? Cause Katie, currently caliente with Alex Rodriguez, the Yankees Lighting A-Rod, has a three-year-old half sister, Lalania, that Bill Hudson wants her to meet.  

Chances are slim Bill, especially when you use Life & Style magazine to relay this wish to your daughter, who apparently cut you off when she learned in 2006 that she had a baby sister. 

“Katie, I love you with all my heart, and I beg you to come home and meet your baby sister. There’s only a two-year difference between Ryder [Kate's son] and Lalania, and it saddens me that they haven’t once played together,” he told the magazine. Good luck with that.

Ten human beings

UPDATED Aug. 15: Jon & Kate met up at a park on Friday, looking a bit tense while their children appeared wierded out by the encounter, US Weekly magazine reports. Part of the tension between the two maybe Jon’s selection of a 23-year-old babysitter with whom he purportedly had a sexy night with on Aug. 1, the mag reports. END OF UPDATE

Not only is America privy to the ebb and flow drama that is Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage, but now so are police in the Wernersville, Pa. area. Authorities were called Thursday evening to the former couple’s home after the two engaged in a verbal argument, People.com reports. So all of a sudden Chez Gosselin turns into Jon and Kate Plus 8 Plus 8 cops.

When law enforcement arrived, Jon alleges, his estranged wife turned on the tear spigot just for cops. Kate tried to enter the home, but her ex wouldn’t let her past the gate. “She tried to ‘cry it up’ with the cops and it didn’t work,” Jon says. “They said, ‘You have to leave.’ “  

In other J+K+8 news, Daddy will host a pool party in Vegas, cause that’s where in transition ex-hubbos go to find themselves.

Lindsay Lohan says that she and galpal Sam Ronson are “taking a break.” Lindsay told. E! News: “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”

Now I’m confused….At what point did LiLo stop focusing on herself?

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer

Did anyone really expect the Jennifer Aniston-John Mayer romance to last? It’s over. Again. The couple split up after Jen returned from a European trip to promote the film, “Marley and Me”.

Jennifer shared her thoughts about relationships in a recent interview, which seem to indicate that she has been waiting for the other shoe to drop with John: “Whoever said that every relationship has to last forever?” she told the U.K.’s Mail on Sunday’s You magazine. “That’s hoping for too much.”

How did Paris Hilton spend her weekend? Chasing after her ex, Benji Madden! Apparently, Paris doesn’t understand the meaning of “It’s over” and is constantly sending text messages to her ex.

She also found out he would be at an L.A. nightclub and rushed over there to see him. Benji was alerted to her move, though, and managed to get out just before Paris arrived. Doesn’t she realize there are laws against stalking people?