I'm not Billy Joel, I swear!!

Oft-trouble singer George Michael just keeps getting into some mess or another, who can forget his arrest for soliciting in a men’s restroom? Well, now the former heartthrob has Wham!med his Range Rover into the back of a truck whilst driving in England and, yes, alcohol is believed to be a part of this particular mix. ”He came over to my cab and asked if I had stopped to give him a lift,” the incredulous trucker told London’s Sun newspaper. “He was absolutely not with it, so I told him no. But he insisted and tried to get in.

Another oft-trouble singer/musician, Billy Joel, who’s known for his frawesome songs, his many lost loves and, since the millennium, his frequent car accidents, was purported to have been across the pond in the States at the time of the accident.

Billy Joel and his third wife, Katie Lee Joel, have decided to separate. A representative for the 60-year-old musician announced that the “Piano Man” and his 27-year-old wife have split after five years of marriage.

“This decision is a result of much thoughtful consideration. Billy & Katie remain caring friends with admiration and respect for each other,” Joel’s publicist said in a statement. (Sure they’re still friends.)

Joel was previously married to supermodel Christie Brinkley and his business manager Elizabeth Weber Small.

Billy Joel

Billy Joel’s much younger wife is apparently involved with someone closer to her own age, and the Piano Man is not impressed. Sources are blabbing to the National Enquirer that Joel, who turns 60 on May 9, is furious that 27-year-old Katie Lee is carrying on behind his back with fashion designer Yigal Azourel, 36.

Yes, Katie Lee signed a prenup before the couple’s 2004 wedding, but Joel has told pals that if he finds out the rumors are true, she won’t get a penny in the divorce. Seriously, did he think that she said, “I do” out of love? He must have been thinking with the wrong head.