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No Takers for Simpson-Wentz Baby Pics


Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz are going to have to find another way to raise cash than to sell pix of their offspring, Bronx Mowgli. Page 6 is reporting that they have been trying to flog the first set of photos, but have been unable to drum up any interest.

Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

Ouch.

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December 11, 2008   No Comments

Ashlee Simpson Goes Clubbing Weeks After Giving Birth


Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson escaped the clutches of new motherhood to go out partying less than three weeks after giving birth to Bronx Mowgli on November 20. She checked out hubby Pete Wentz’s show at the Troubadour before doing some styling and profiling at the Foxtail. Wonder if she got big sis Jessica to babysit?

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December 10, 2008   No Comments

Ashlee Simpson Wants to Study Religion


Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson, who left school at age 16 to go on tour singing Christian music, has decided to take a college-level course in religion. She’s been checking out some documentaries and is inspired to learn more.

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December 6, 2008   No Comments

It’s a Boy for Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, Pete Wentz


Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and hubby Pete Wentz are parents of a baby boy. Bronx Mowgli Wentz made his debut in Los Angeles on November 20. Little Bronx weighed in at a healthy 7 lbs. 11 oz and measured 20 /2 inches in length. Mom, Dad and baby are doing well.

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November 21, 2008   2 Comments

Ashlee Simpson May Need to be Induced


Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

No baby yet for Ashlee Simpson and hubby Pete Wentz. Ash’s big sister Jess was blabbing about her never-ending pregnancy on the Ellen show and spilled the beans that Ashlee may need to be induced.

I can just picture it…the first big contraction, she’ll be calling for a stunt double – and there isn’t one! Seriously, if you were their kid, would you be in any big hurry to make your debut?

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November 18, 2008   No Comments

Pete Wentz Says Wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Keeps Him “Grounded”


Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

So Pete Wentz has been blabbing all over the place about how happy he and his spouse of just a few months, Ashlee-Simpson Wentz are and how she is the one who keeps him “grounded,” whatever in the heck that means exactly.

There’s something about that [her] that’s very grounding. My wife grounds me constantly. My wife’s pain and talent and ideas ground me completely.

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October 30, 2008   No Comments

Ashlee Simpson Goes for a White Trash Theme at Birthday Bash


Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson decided to celebrate birthday number 24 in, um, style and threw a “white trash” costume party for herself at the ‘rents place in Encino. She showed up wearing Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops, with a fake tattoo around her ever-enlarging belly.

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October 7, 2008   No Comments

Ashlee Simpson Sleeps with Bears


Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson has been showered with tons of teddy bears since announcing that she and hubby Pete Wentz are expecting their first child in November. She likes these furry guys so much that she has taken to piling a ton of them on her bed at night.

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September 29, 2008   No Comments

John Mayer to be Godfather to Simpson-Wentz Baby Due This Fall


John Mayer and Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz are considering asking Ashlee’s big sister Jessica’s ex, John Mayer, to be godfather to their latest production, due in October. (You can see the Daddy-to-Be picking his, uh, brains in the photo.)

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July 31, 2008   No Comments

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Taking “Eating For Two” Literally


Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and hubby Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz apparently interpreted the doctor saying “Congratulations” on her pregnancy as really meaning “Eat Anything That Isn’t Nailed Down – It’s OK.” I’m pretty sure that’s not what the doc had in mind because Pete’s missus has been chowing down on fried food and starches ever since she got the Big News.

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July 22, 2008   No Comments