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Ashlee Simpson Declares Tweet War on Perez Hilton

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Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and Baby Bronx

Ashlee Simpson won’t let the brouhaha with hubby Pete over the weekend die a natural death. Instead, she is denying that she flipped out and called him “horrible” in front of numerous witnesses and is making sure that she is telling everyone in Tweetdom that all is well at Casa Simpson-Wentz.

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August 17, 2009   1 Comment

Ashlee Simpson Pregnant

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Ashlee Simpson, Baby Bronx, and Pete Wentz

Star Magazine is reporting that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant again, only months after giving birth to Bronx Mowgli back in November.

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May 18, 2009   1 Comment

Miley Cyrus Wants to Dump Boyfriend; Dad Says No

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Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is apparently ready to move on from 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus is nixing the idea! Huh?

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May 4, 2009   No Comments

Pete Wentz Plays Piss Roulette

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Pete Wentz

Pete Wentz does some strange things when he gets bored. Not only did he recently decide to pee into a bottle and have a bud put it out on stage with nine bottles of apple juice, but he posted the escapade online for the rest of us to check out. He wanted to find out whether he could tell the difference. This is the same guy who was going to grow up after wife Ashlee “I’m So Proud of my Man” Simpson gave birth to their son, the unfortunately-named Bronx Mowgli. Guess he not only wants the kid to be picked on at school, but also wants him to be put on the waiting list for therapy, like right now.

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March 16, 2009   No Comments

Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction: “My P*ssy is Hanging Out”

You gotta love Britney Spears. At Monday’s performance in Tampa, she apparently forgot her mike was still on and said “My p*ssy is hanging out.”  Don’t you just hate it when that happens…..

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March 10, 2009   1 Comment

Simpson and Wentz to Guest Star on CSI: NY

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Pete Wenz and Ashlee Simpson

EW.com is reporting that Ashlee Simpson and hubby Pete Wentz have signed a deal to guest star on CSI:NY (you know, the one that no one watches). They will not be playing themselves, but instead will appear as “Bonnie and Clyde wannabes.” The episode will air on March 18.

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January 16, 2009   No Comments

Pete Wentz Talks About Jerking Off to Ashlee Simpson

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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson

Pete Wentz has apparently broken the promise he made to himself to behave like a mature adult since he and wife Ashlee Simpson became parents to Bronx Mowgli. Now, he has shared the following TMI tidbit with us in an interview published in the February issue of Blender:

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January 9, 2009   No Comments

First Pix of Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz Baby

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Ashlee Simpson, Bronx Wentz, and Pete Wentz

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have revealed the first photos of the fruit of their loins, Bronx Mowgli. Yep, that’s a baby.

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December 26, 2008   No Comments

Pete Wentz in Dog House After Too Many TMI Moments


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Pete Wentz is going to be a-payin’ for shooting off his mouth about his sex life with wife and new mama, Ashlee Simpson. He gushed about their “amazing” sex life last week on Howard Stern’s show and has now added more information we really didn’t need to know by sharing what Ashlee’s breast milk tastes like!

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December 24, 2008   No Comments

Pete Wentz Dishes About His Sex Life with Wife Ashlee Simpson

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If anyone needs a good idea for a Christmas gift for Pete Wentz, how about a muzzle? He showed just how much of a class act he really is by going on Howard Stern’s show and giving all of us way too much information about wedded and bedded bliss with Ashlee Simpson:

“We have an amazing sex life. Texas girls are fun.”

“We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably be doing it in the green room right now.”

“It was the single best sexual encounter I’ve ever had,” the Fall Out Boy rocker said of his first sexual encounter with the “Pieces of Me” star. “We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, ‘Oh my God, you’re banging the girl of your dreams and you’re watching it right now.’ “

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December 17, 2008   No Comments