Ashlee Simpson won’t let the brouhaha with hubby Pete over the weekend die a natural death. Instead, she is denying that she flipped out and called him “horrible” in front of numerous witnesses and is making sure that she is telling everyone in Tweetdom that all is well at Casa Simpson-Wentz.

She has even declared war on Perez Hilton, who reported on the story, when she posted a Tweet calling him a liar and saying that “Karma is a bitch.” Bet that hurt, and as far as the word “bitch” is concerned, it takes one to know one…..

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz went ballistic on hubby Pete on Saturday night. The Melrose Place star accompanied her hubby to his gig with Blink 182 in his hometown of Chicago. So far, so good. The real fun started when they went to the first anniversary celebration of the opening of Wentz’s bar, Angels and Kings.

Ashlee got pissy-eyed drunk, according to reports, and started screaming at Wentz in the DJ booth, telling him to leave. He ended up doing just that, with Ashlee continuing to hurl abuse at him outside.

Then she spotted a photog snapping pics of her stumbling around and chased that guy down the street to get him to erase his pics. Apparently she was successful. (I wouldn’t argue with a drunk, psycho chick either.) Bar security staff showed up and escorted the couple to their SUV and they left.

Wouldn’t it have been interesting to be a fly on the interior of the vehicle as it pulled away? I bet Pete was none too pleased at the missus behaving like that. Wonder who he’ll call first…the drug detox center or a divorce lawyer?

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz have posed for a pic to represent people being silenced by Proposition 8, which struck down the rights of same-sex couples to marry in California.

Given the fact that both Mr. and Mrs. Wentz have been known to run off at the mouth more than once, this is actually a good look for them.

Pete Wentz is having a good chuckle at rumors that his marriage to Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is on the rocks. He blabbed to Hollyscoop at the Kids Choice Awards, “I laugh at all of that stuff. It’s like if someone wrote on the Internet that John McCain was our president right now. It’s just not true.”

Given his recent antics of shooting his mouth off about his sex life with the Little Woman, and drinking his own pee on stage, I’m sure that Pete is still the same quality husband material he always was, and that his marriage is intact.

In an effort to deal with rumors that their marriage is on the rocks, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz swapped spit in front of everyone watching the MTV Australia awards show. Ash showed up onstage for a “surprise” appearance and explained that she had been busy with “some acting work going on and just being a mom” lately.

Then she proceeded to grab her husband and do the kissy-face thing for several minutes, then Pete showed the world once again what a classy guy he is by saying, “Sorry, we haven’t seen each other in a while. We’re going to go and find some quiet time and fornicate somewhere.”

Someone should tell him to buy a dictionary. By definition, you can’t fornicate with someone you are presently married to.

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Pete Wentz does some strange things when he gets bored. Not only did he recently decide to pee into a bottle and have a bud put it out on stage with nine bottles of apple juice, but he posted the escapade online for the rest of us to check out. He wanted to find out whether he could tell the difference. This is the same guy who was going to grow up after wife Ashlee “I’m So Proud of my Man” Simpson gave birth to their son, the unfortunately-named Bronx Mowgli. Guess he not only wants the kid to be picked on at school, but also wants him to be put on the waiting list for therapy, like right now.

Hey, Pete, here’s a tip. If the stuff in the bottle is a bit, you know, wangy, then it’s probably not for human consumption. And get a (better) hobby than ingesting bodily fluids, dude!

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has signed a deal to join the cast of Melrose Place. According to Entertainment Weekly, Simpson-Wentz will play “disarming naiveté [that] masks the calculating, shrewd sex kitten within.”

No doubt the producers didn’t see the preview of her upcoming performance on CSI:NY with hubby Pete Wentz or they may have reconsidered their decision to offer her the part. Melrose Place may have just jumped the shark, folks.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has taken time out of her busy schedule looking after the two men in her life, hubby Pete Wentz and new baby Bronx Mowgli, to defend big sister Jessica Simpson’s weight on her blog. Jess does seem to have a more voluptuous appearance lately, and has taken a few verbal jabs because of it.

“Under the headline, ‘Since when did a woman’s weight become newsworthy,’ Ashlee says: “A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure.”

She adds: “All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard. How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure? Now can we focus on the things that really matter.”

Now, we would never  criticize Jessica Simpson here at Glamorati because of her weight….not when there are so many other things we can go after her about….bwahahaha…….