Anne Hathaway’s ex, Raffaello Follieri, is not enjoying his time behind bars. His lawyer has released a statement saying his client is suffering from poor health because of the “unspeakably unsanitary” conditions in the New York jail where he is serving a sentence for lying about ties to the Vatican for a real estate scheme.

It’s jail, not the Ritz….what did he expect, anyway?

Not sure whether this qualifies as “Princess Diaries” or not, but federal agents have seized actress Anne Hathaway’s personal diaries during a raid on Raffaello Follieri’s Trump Tower digs.

I wonder how exciting Hathaway’s diaries will be for the poor sod assigned to read them. Hopefully, there will be a bit of excitement contained in the pages to make the exercise worthwhile.

Follieri has apparently grabbed himself a clue and has been wondering aloud whether his former lady love gave him up to the Fibbees. She did run like a thief in the night as soon as the news broke of his arrest. No Stand by Your Man going on here. You do the math.