Comedian Andy Dick lives up to his name by getting arrested at 2 a.m. in front of a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. The “heavily intoxicated” comedian allegedly groped a 17-year old girl’s breasts and then proceeded to pull the teen’s top and bra down so that her rack was exposed.

Police found marijuana in Dick’s pocket, along with a Xanax tablet that he didn’t have a prescription for. The dumbass is being charged with sexual battery and possession. Here’s a lesson for all you impressionable kids out there: Don’t be a Dick.