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Wentz, Simpson-Wentz Make Out On Stage At MTV Australia Awards

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz

In an effort to deal with rumors that their marriage is on the rocks, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz swapped spit in front of everyone watching the MTV Australia awards show. Ash showed up onstage for a “surprise” appearance and explained that she had been busy with “some acting work going on and just being a mom” lately.

Then she proceeded to grab her husband and do the kissy-face thing for several minutes, then Pete showed the world once again what a classy guy he is by saying, “Sorry, we haven’t seen each other in a while. We’re going to go and find some quiet time and fornicate somewhere.”

Someone should tell him to buy a dictionary. By definition, you can’t fornicate with someone you are presently married to.

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1 comment

1 Michael Almandine { 03.30.09 at 3:27 am }

Apparently they’ve been making out for over three days now…

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