Pete Wentz does some strange things when he gets bored. Not only did he recently decide to pee into a bottle and have a bud put it out on stage with nine bottles of apple juice, but he posted the escapade online for the rest of us to check out. He wanted to find out whether he could tell the difference. This is the same guy who was going to grow up after wife Ashlee “I’m So Proud of my Man” Simpson gave birth to their son, the unfortunately-named Bronx Mowgli. Guess he not only wants the kid to be picked on at school, but also wants him to be put on the waiting list for therapy, like right now.
Hey, Pete, here’s a tip. If the stuff in the bottle is a bit, you know, wangy, then it’s probably not for human consumption. And get a (better) hobby than ingesting bodily fluids, dude!
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