
Heidi Montag didn’t get the memo about the foundation of the Playboy Empire: naked ladies!
Rather than waste your money on the September issue of the popular men’s mag, you may want to head to the local beach, because you are going to see more flesh there than on Ms. Montag’s six-page spread, according to TMZ.com.
The “Rules” for Montag’s shoot were very simple: “No nipples, no vagina, no ass.” No point.
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