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All Charles Barkley Wanted for New Years Was Oral Sex

Charles Barkley Arrest
Charles Barkley

Poor Charles Barkley has been arrested for DUI in Arizona. According to TMZ, he actually told the cops that the reason he ran a stop sign was that he was in a hurry to get some lovin’ of the oral variety. Seems Charlie had spotted a young lady on the corner who had serviced him in that way a week earlier and “liked it, loved it, and wanted some more of it,” to quote a Tim McGraw song.

Cops also found a gun in Barkely’s car. No word on whether the handgun was loaded, too, or whether Charles will learn to keep his pecker in his pocket from now on. Ahhh…..probably not.

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