How Jail Changed Paris Hilton

It’s almost a year now that Paris Hilton was released from her 45-day jail stint. Like most parolees, she’s a changed woman. She vowed to do good things and save the world. Let’s take a look at how jail has changed Paris Hilton since her release on June 26th, 2007.

June: 28th, 2007: Paris appears on Larry King and to tell everyone how traumatized she was by her experience. She vows to turn over a new leaf and change her partying ways. Though pictures circulating the Internet show otherwise, Paris claims she doesn’t do drug and never will.

 

June 29th, 2007 – Paris shows the world she’s serious about changing by donning a black wig and embarking upon a humanitarian mission to Hawaii.

June 30th, 2007: Paris continues her humanitarian visit to Hawaii by posing for photos with the fans and participating in some local customs:

July 5th, 2007: Continuing to lay low, Paris hides out by moving into a corporate party home quiet beach house in Malibu.

July 2007: Paris continues to spread her message of humanity and charity at local nightclubs and other popular establishments.

August 2007: Paris is spied smoking a strange substance behind a fence in Malibu. After vowing on Larry King how she’s never done drugs, we’re assuming this is a legal, herbal relaxation remedy.

 

September 2007: Paris continues to change her image by drinking too much (at a charity event, we’re sure), losing her keys, and climbing the fence to her home.

December 2007: Paris does what any other reformed jailbird would do, she had a collagen injection. Nice trout pout, Paris!

February 2008 - Paris’ new movie “The Hottie and the Nottie” makes a piss poor showing and is hailed as the worst movie ever. But that’s ok because Paris is all about charity and doing for others now.

February 2008: Proving she’s truly a giver, Paris performs with the Pussycat Dolls.

March 2008: Showing it’s all about others, Paris Hilton agrees to be in a reality show where contestants vie for a chance to be her BFF. Oh Paris. You’re such an inspiration.

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