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Guy Says Loving Madonna Felt Holding a “Like a Piece of Gristle”


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In the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce, the shots across the bow have already started. First Madge described her soon-to-be-ex as an “emotional retard” to the audience at her concert last week, now Guy has responded back.

Mr. Ritchie has been telling pals that Madonna would rather go to the gym than perform wifely duties and when they did  get together, her mega-toned body just didn’t feel very womanly to him. Instead, he described making love to her like cuddling up to a piece of gristle.

Now I have a perfect excuse not to spend four hours a day at the gym – thanks Madge!

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