In what has to be the dumbest honeymoon ever, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are holed up in someone’s basement. No, really. They did so to get the media off their back because they didn’t want cameras on their honeymoon.
Says Pete, “We’re in the basement of the house. We wanted everybody to think we were going on a honeymoon… We’ve got some blow-up palm trees down here… a little fake and bake tanning booth. It’s gonna look like we went on a private jet somewhere and we’re gonna save that $30,000. We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting into that tanning bed every once in a while, it’s great.”
Great my ass. That is the dumbest, cheapest idea I’ve ever heard. Who wants to honeymoon in a basement? This couple even honeymoons boring.
I call bullshit.
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