15 Celebrities Who Sang…But Shouldn’t Have

Some celebrities are rather greedy, career-wise. It’s not enough they have a great acting career, or are famous for being famous, no many of them venture into a world they should have steered clear of – singing. We don’t know who convinced these people they should exercise their vocal cords, we’re writing it off to poor judgement, bad management and large egos.

Behold: 15 Celebrities Who Sang But Shouldn’t Have

1. Leonard Nimoy

Did no one think this was a bad idea?

Mr.Spock’s Music from Outer Space? Guess he wasn’t worried about typecasting or anything. And speaking of:

 

WTF? A song about a Hobbit? And who are those women? Do they really think that’s what Hobbits do? (A hat tip to my brother in law Mark who sent me this video.)

2. Clint Eastwood

Would we expect Clint Eastwood to sing anything less than cowboy favorites? Really, who better than the Pale Rider to Yippee Ki Yay from your turntable.

And Clint likes to sing in his movies too.

 

Check out our hero singing “When I Sing About You” from the movie “Honky Tonk Man”.

3 Paris Hilton

 

Let’s hope those stars are deaf too.

4. Sylvester Stallone

 

You just knew this would be bad, didn’t you. Sly has sung on film a couple of times an it’s never been good, he sang the theme song to “Paradise Alley” and who can expect his classic with Dolly Parton, “Rhinestone”. Pretty awful yet it wasn’t enough for him to stop. Give a listen with the Hollywood Hi Fi guys. Go on, take it all in. Sings just like he talks, doesn’t he?

5. Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy has so much fun in his video, doesn’t he? He’s just a dancing and a singing…

 

Except it sounds like his girlfriend has to “potty all the time”. I’m not surprised Eddie tried for a singing career. In the 80’s the world felt Eddie could do no wrong and bought everything with his name on it.

6. Robert Mitchum

Even Hollywood tough guy Robert Mitchum cut an album – and he doesn’t sound so tough here. Check out this video, again from Hi Fi Hollywood.

 

He really gets his Calypso on, doesn’t he? What a fun guy Robert Mitchum is.

7. Joey Lawrence

It wasn’t enough playing a dim witted big brother, Joey Lawrence had to further explore the limits of teen heartthrob-dom to record a CD.

 

How about that badass rap at the end? Judging by the song and video, we’re thinking fans weren’t flocking to Tower Records because Joey could sing. If he wasn’t so adorable, would so many screaming 8 year olds have bought the disc?

8. Danny Bonaduce

He didn’t sing or play his own instruments on television, yet someone thought it would be a good idea for him to make an album. Folks, this is literally the album they couldn’t give away.

 

I couldn’t find a video of Danny singing on any variety shows or videos, but thankfully the Hollywood Hi Fi guys came through with an excerpt of Danny singing “Feeling Groovy.” Listen at your own risk.

9. Chris Burke

Corky sings!

 

And check him out getting down with his bad self.

10. Corey Feldman

Corey looks so edgy on the cover doesn’t he?

 

No. Just, no.

11. Kristy & Jimmy McNichol

It was bad enough Kristy had to sing, but did she have to drag her brother into it?

 

Really, how could anyone think this was a good idea?

12. Brigitte Nielsen

After listening to Brigitte sing, is it any wonder she’s now doing really bad reality shows?

 

I can see now why she was hitting the bottle.

13. Joe Pesci

What do you mean, funny? Funny how?

 

14. Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves likes to rock out with his band Dogstar.

 

The band shouldn’t have let the famous guy sing.

15. Mr. T

Mr. T can’t sing but he has a good message.

 

Treat your mom right and you too may grow up to wear too much jewelry and record bad music.

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