September 22, 2008

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For Heidi Klum it’s dancing with the scars 0

I’d like to come between Heidi Klum and her Jordache jeans • Heidi Klum covered with paint; thousands of men cover themselves with paint remover • Supermodel no longer able to get a cab in Manhattan • more

September 19, 2008

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A-Rod homers in pre-nup position, touches all bases in divorce 0

Kimora Lee Simmons dumping some extra Phat • Modonna to Become a Born Again Virgin by Seeking a Divorce • Homer’s Big Pile Of D’Oh • more

Katie Holmes gets standing ovation outside theater 0

Being married to Tom Cruise is mission impossible for Katie Holmes • Stressed-out Katie Holmes learns her Cruise is the Titanic • If Katie Holmes does this to the monkey bars, what does she do to Tom’s pole? • more

Boys do cry about their small, benign growths 0

Lawsuit over name “Beach Boys” settled. Somebody wake the “boys” up and put in their hearing aids • Paris Hilton uses her powerful reasoning skills to defend her neglected, little ones • Boy’s toy suspended for steroid use • more

September 15, 2008

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Jews Gone Wild - And it ain’t pretty 0

I said hey Lou, take a wheelchair on the wild side • Sex videos are so 2007. Consent videos are the new hip thing • The world just became a whole lot more dangerous for young girls everywhere… • more

September 5, 2008

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Media BiUS 0

Celine Dion - the Tibet of singers • Damn liberal media portrays Josef Fritzl as a ‘monster’ • Mel meets with Britney to give the reason she is having problems with the Jewish-controlled media: the Jews control everything • more

September 2, 2008

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Like Father, Like Son 0

Catty Bitch Has A Baby, With His Ex Playboy Girlfriend • Father Knows Best: Dad wants Winehouse locked up • Balthazar’s Children Conflict With Miller Time • more

September 1, 2008

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In an effort to be better dad, Alec rips Kim a new one 0

‘30 Rock’ star takes one for the team • Since all Scientologists are mentally ill and Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, it follows that… • Clooney critiques Paris, thinks she’s a slut like Sarah Larson • more

August 20, 2008

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Possible Recepient of Darwin Award 0

Robert Blake cuts the cost of killing his wife in half • “Saved by the Bell” actor wins hottest bachelor award; no it’s not Screech • Benji Madden to win douche award for ode to Paris • more

August 8, 2008

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