October 26, 2009

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Mr. Winehouse likes daughter Amy’s tits 0

Popularity: 5% [?]

TB Or Not TB? That’s Amy’s Question • Amy Winehouse as a musical? How about ‘My Skank Lady’? • Skank Spreads: Amy Winehouse Is Contagious • more

October 15, 2009

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Pamela Anderson starts sweatshop 0

Popularity: 2% [?]

Pamela Anderson’s breasts banned from her own reality show • E might be the right fit for Pamela Anderson since she’s busting out of DD • Pam Anderson says goodbye to third boob • more

October 12, 2009

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Dr. Phil a dog? Shirley you jest 0

Popularity: 2% [?]

Dr. Phil posts bond for violent teen so that she can come on his show. His asshole behavior a result of too many video games • Phil Spector’s bald of sound • Phil Spector’s wife says he’s not guilty. Hey, he didn’t kill her. • more

October 8, 2009

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Mickey Rourke opens up and it’s amazing the shit that comes out 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Mickey won’t watch ‘Wrestler,’ knows who wins • Life imitates art – Rourke to wrestle for real. Oh, wait, that’s fake too • Foul-mouthed ‘Wrestler’ would have brought a little Independent Spirit to Academy Awards • more

Not content to be fat, K-Fed shown to fat slob 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Using raw hunks of bloody meat as fashion. Mmm…meat • Once a white trash slob, always a white trash slob • Hardest working man in show business: R. Kelly’s lawyer • more

October 2, 2009

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Magician hopes to make assault case disappear 0

Popularity: 5% [?]

Sean Bean’s 4th Wife Seems to Enjoy a Good Punch • Don’t get Christie Brinkley “spitting mad” • ‘Old Dog’ hopes to teach Bahamian court new tricks • more

Letterman’s Top 10 Reasons Not to Have an Affair 0

Popularity: 5% [?]

Mucca thinks this disabled girl can marry a Beatle if she wants money • Tom Cruise Had An Affair With Cher Proving He’s No Connoisseur Of Women • Study Shows Republicans 10x Worse At Hiding Affairs; Democrats 20x Better At Picking Up Hot Chicks • more

September 30, 2009

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Does Jon miss Kate . . . or his name on the show? 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Miss California: “I’m proud to be a bigot.” • Olsens show off a bit of twins • Texan crowned Miss USA, dedicates life to keeping Texas #1 in executions • more

September 28, 2009

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To see or not to see: New Hamlet wants DNA proof before he visits daughter 0

Popularity: 3% [?]

Winehouse in hospital. The headline you can use over and over and over again. • ‘Karate Kid’ still gets carded • Is Alex Rodriguez Studying Kabbalah? • more

September 25, 2009

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Pam Anderson owes big money due to home improvement 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

Tonight on Shark Week, Jessica Alba • E might be the right fit for Pamela Anderson since she’s busting out of DD • Pam Anderson might have some used tampons to sell • more

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