October 13, 2009

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Tara in ‘Playboy’? I just Reid the pictures 0

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But if Plastic Surgery Today is seeking a cover girl. . . • Botched surgery leaves Reid looking Tara-ble • American Pie star is Alone in the Dark • more

Tomorrow on ‘Today’: Meredith Veiera finally humps Matt Lauer’s leg 0

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Note To All Men: Some of your wives had crushes on these losers • I Know Who Won’t Be F***ing Matt Damon • Matt Grant, Bachelor Once Again • more

October 6, 2009

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Letterman’s babes start coming out of ‘Late Show’ woodwork 0

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Cracks start to show in ‘Baywatch’ babe’s facade • Yes, hot chicks can be funny too • When celebrating with J. Lo, don’t come J. Late • more

September 25, 2009

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Cyrus dance: Daddies don’t let your daughters grow up to be strippers 0

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Foxx to Cyrus: ‘Make a sex tape and grow up!’ Cyrus to Foxx: ‘Just grow up!’ • Who Doesn’t Love Their Daughter’s Breasts? • You know you’ve arrived as a Glamorati when they have a wax likeness of you at Madame Tussauds • more

‘Dancing with the Stars’ nipple slip draws no FCC fine 0

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Lily Allen makes everyone smile • Do Lily Allen’s nipples have stunt doubles? • Usher, Seat Thyself • more

September 23, 2009

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I felt a girl and I liked it 0

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Gossip Girl bitch Nan Zhang to attend Brown; not bitchy enough for Penn • It’s not ‘Gossip Girl-on-Girl’ • Giada De Laurentis welcomes new baby girl, but hasn’t decided on which recipe for the placenta • more

September 9, 2009

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Why does Gwyneth travel wearing a butcher’s apron? 0

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Gwyneth Paltrow thinks her depression started after birth of Moses. Always blaming the Jews • What Next for Gwyneth Paltrow, Bull Testacle Earings? • Gwyneth disturbed to learn everyone in world is ‘Shallow Hal’ • more

August 31, 2009

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Lady Gaga strips fur a cause 0

Popularity: 4% [?]

‘Just Hora’: Lady will be a little less Gaga in Holy Land • PETA goes Gaga. Will Lady bare more than her “Poker Face”? • How can Lady Gaga tell such lies with a ‘Pokerface’? • more

August 27, 2009

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‘Clueless’ star likes to garden naked; Neighbor likes to trim hedges 0

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Megan Fox has nothing left to talk about • Tautology: If Jennifer Aniston likes dogs better than men and men are dogs, then she likes men • We’ll take potatos over Tracy’s stuffing • more

August 25, 2009

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Airhead Jordan: Giant-boobed pin-up’s boyfriend is a big dick 0

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A. Dick Arrested For Being A Dick • That’s right, she’s an heir head • Chicks need Dick • more

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