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Richard Heene &#8212; Check Out My Theme Songs!

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Gerard Butler, You Are Officially on Movie Star Probation

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Former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean Sued Over Her Breast Implants

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Thief hides $1,000 bottle of wine in shorts

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		<title>Hayden hopes fans understand cheerleaders aren&#8217;t really heroes</title>
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		<title>His Airness is polluting the air</title>
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