July 24, 2008

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Brad Pitt’s like every other husband, not getting any 0

Brangelina weds, changes name to Pittjolie • Brad Pitt with a hog between his legs. No, Angelina isn’t pregnant again • Angelina Jolie now has 3 twats, not including Brad • more

And you thought Nicole Kidman’s baby’s name was bizarre 0

Nicole Kidman’s Cold Mountain To Be Photograhed • Help The Children: Become a skinny twig like Nicole Richie • 2008 Playboy Playmate Has Great Body; Needs New Lips • more

July 23, 2008

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Batman Behaves Like Catwoman 0

Atomic battery for power. Turbine engines for speed. Let’s get the hell out of here Robin. • Hey Jude: Batman Called, He Wants His Skin Tight Leather Back • more

July 19, 2008

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Just for giving up his testicles, K-Fed now gets 20 grand a month from Britney 0

Britney-K-Fed reunion could spell trouble for Obama-Clinton ticket • Why did Britney remove her Hebrew tattoo? Could it have anything to do with her dinner with Mr. Gibson? • Britney Spears rehires old manager to help recapture her old magic. Next up, turn 16 • more

I guess Sarah Silverman really is f*cking Matt Damon 1

Ocean’s 13 back to 12 again • Go see Jason (Hung Like A) Segel in ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ • Sarah Jessica Parker removes mole. No, not Matthew • more

July 17, 2008

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If Miranda Kerr shtups this guy, then there’s hope for the rest of you slobs 0

Now Out of Solitary, Nick Hogan Can Give His Hand a Rest • Michelle Williams won’t let Heath Ledger rest in peace • Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards: ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore’ • more

July 15, 2008

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Hilary Swank in Sequel of Boys Don’t Cry 0

Lawsuit over name “Beach Boys” settled. Somebody wake the “boys” up and put in their hearing aids • Sarah Jessica Parker Comes Twice • Hey, Michael, these boys aren’t 10 anymore • more

July 14, 2008

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Miss USA Once Again Representing Jerry’s Kids? 0

Texan crowned Miss USA, dedicates life to keeping Texas #1 in executions • Hell hath no fury like a woman dethroned • Note To All Men: Some of your wives had crushes on these losers • more

The adjective”80-year old” should never modify the noun “stripper” 0

Carmen Electra Stripper Wii Game; Thong and Heroin Sold Separately • After shaving one bush, Jenna Jameson attacks another • Billy Bob Thornton’s son: sex abuse victim or super stud? • more

July 11, 2008

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Zachery Ty Bryan: “Don’t tase me, bro” 0

Want to throw up, but don’t want to use your fingers? Check out this glamorati • You Don’t Know Diddy: Puffed-Up Name Won’t Change • Shocker: Miley Cyrus’ Farts Don’t Smell Like Roses • more

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