April 24, 2008

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Larry David in Woody Allen movie. They’re what Glamorati would call real Jews 0

Evan Rachel Wood is working with a Woody, the one who did “Hannah and Her Sisters” • If Obama loses, Woody Allen thinks it would be a disgrace, like allowing one’s girlfriend to find nude photos one had taken of her teenage daughter, his lover • Larry David’s no chemo-bald-Johnny-come-lately • more

April 7, 2008

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Which is more embarrassing - to be named Moses Amadeus or to be Woody Allen’s son? 0

Woody Harrelson skinny dips with Owen Wilson, who may consider suicide again after seeing the pics • You Can Take My Money From My Cold Dead Hands • Evan Rachel Wood is working with a Woody, the one who did “Hannah and Her Sisters” • more

March 28, 2008

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Being married to Tom Cruise is mission impossible for Katie Holmes 0

Check out Katie Holme’s new haircut and wonder no more about Tom Cruise’s sexuality • Stressed-out Katie Holmes learns her Cruise is the Titanic • Katie Holmes gets a purification without an enema aka Tom Cruise • more

Stressed-out Katie Holmes learns her Cruise is the Titanic 0

Being married to Tom Cruise is mission impossible for Katie Holmes • Check out Katie Holme’s new haircut and wonder no more about Tom Cruise’s sexuality • Katie Holmes gets a purification without an enema aka Tom Cruise • more

February 27, 2008

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Finally a post that will comfort Amy Winehouse 0

Finally that marriage to Tom Cruise pays off • Criss Angel saws Pamela Anderson in half, keeps top • Gwyneth Paltrow thinks her depression started after birth of Moses. Always blaming the Jews • more

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